oubliette wife

all my haters become dilators when i get the vaginoplasty of success

furiously searching online "what do animals do out in a rainstorm" while it's raining

nobody worry too much because they all produce various oils and have different densities of fur to keep them dry and warm as well as seek out shelter under thick vegetation

I think it would be really wonderful if seagulls were constructed more like bottles with a mystery inside. What I'm imagining is that were you to catch one, you could then unscrew its face and there would be a glowing gem nestled in some sort of socket. The Core of the Gull so to speak. Then you could swap that around with other seagulls, and after screwing the faces back on they would fly off as if nothing happened. Hm... Is this too esoteric, or do some of you see what I am getting at?

personification is maybe the bizarrest form of synesthesia. tasting colors and hearing sounds are like, okay, yeah, that makes sense to me as a form of weird sensory overlap. but what fucking wires are crossed such that the number 5 is a guy and I have gender envy for the number 7. why are they people WHY ARE THEY PEOPLE!!!!

in high school I bought a shimmering indigo gown at goodwill because it was the sort of thing number 7 would wear it and I figured if I emulated 7 well enough, I could pull it off too. and then I never wore it because I lacked 7’s grace and mystique. 😂

so what if I want to have total control over every single thing at all times. just let me lol

fat butch is genuinely the staple . when u say butch i think of a fat butch and it hasn't crossed my mind that this is a new thought for some people