terminal yearning

Fuck the haters. I believe in you

Posts you can hear

Posts you can feel in your soul 😭😭

Pied oystercatcher (Haematopus longirostris)

does anybody have a grenade I can use

Hamer

Congrats on forming the dumbest fucking post on this website

Well I liked it

My parents got their nipples pierced together (like they didn’t attach themselves to each other via nipples they both got their nipples done) as a couple thing idk and dad would attach those phone charms that light up with you get a text to them at parties. Well once he forgot to take them off and went to work and had to arrest someone for drink driving and the charms went off so they both had to act like the big scary police officers nipples weren’t flashing

That was wild from start to finish

official boob post

As a former humanities student, I feel it is my duty to reblog this one.

Matthew Dow Smith: "Just remember: Arts & Humanities are so useless and pointless that Tech Bros were driven to spend billions of dollars to try and get a computer to do something that badly approximates something Arts & Humanities students could do half asleep and wired on coffee the night before the due date."

if you think the posts i make are bad you should see the thoughts i am thinking. in my mind

If only there were some sort of facility where teenagers could be taught new skills.

yeah okay ill reblog that :]

Just say the weird thing!!! you will attract a crazy girl who wants to be your best friend.