taking your own advice is so hard. it’s “make bad art” this and “kill your perfectionism” that until i sit down with an idea i like. the i have to execute it perfectly Or Else

ur government assigned gender for the day is the first thing u get when u click this link to a randomised wikipedia article. NO REROLLS . i am the  trollsteineggje mountain in norway

OPEN AORTIC SURGERY?!

Image description: a viscacha, which looks similar to a chinchilla, sitting on rocky ground, and next to them it says in all caps, “I will not run away from life my whole life” and “I will try to really live.” /end description

i would rather not have to rent at all, but after having rented from Large Wealthy Faceless Companies and also rented from Average Joes With Some Basement Space i would take the large wealthy faceless companies every time

I think that within hours misha collins is going to say on Twitter that he is straight and very sorry about it but will also simultaneously like and make cryptic comments on dozens of tweets about him being bi because he’s gotten addicted to the rush of queerbaiting over the last 12 years

Good evening, “Bisexual Misha Collins” was a 72 hour sociological study conducted by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you for your time.

every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

Hate when people post about how bad they are at driving like it’s a quirky personality trait. “Not me never using my turn signal! 😜 I’m so gay” actually you are a menace to society

Meta this Meta that have you ever Met a fucking girl before

This twitter account says it's satire but unfortunately this actually happened