jessi

i love the phrase "cruel and unusual." not only is what you're doing mean but it's also quite frankly fucking bizarre

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

count dracula? uhhh ok. one

WRONG! searching "dracula" on letterboxd alone gives almost 600 results! and that's just movies! thousands of draculas are upon us

cmon they just started… give it some time

(Image description: it’s the Bug Bunny in a suit meme with the text “I wish all Neil a very pleasant banging out the tunes April 13, 2006”, there is an image of Neil on the side, which is a rat in front of a mini toy xylophone)

TWENTY YEARS OF NEIL

I roll up