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btw y'all I've changed my Artfight url to ~cleverusername and started an art sideblog ( @cleverusername-art )!! hoping that'll motivate me to like. actually start drawing more lol. go follow it if you want :3 (or don't I won't be mad I promise)

#art blog #artfight #artfight 2025 #side blog

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so-bloody-overzealous

RIP Countess Olivia, you would've loved butch lesbians

#this is what ive been sayingggg #girl the guy of your dreams is a girl that looks like a guy and she's RIGHT in front of you #Olivia might genuinely be one of my favorite Shakespeare characters ever I'm obsessed with her #twelfth night #shakespeare #rb

vetchtibbles

twelfth night is an insane play like oh I fell in love with this girl because I thought she was a guy and obviously I can't marry her so I'll marry her practically identical twin brother I've only just met instead. because I'm straight. I'm straight. It's because I'm straight

#cannot stop thinking about olivia twelfth night #in case you couldn't tell #rb #shakespeare #twelfth night

darkcomedies

evoking bertholt brecht’s “the way people cast a play!” quote as a spell against prescriptive, stereotypical, fatalistic typecasting

darkcomedies

idk what to tell you except go look at the fishwives

#PLEASE whoever’s directing twelfth night read this and cast me as Olivia #I am only like 20% joking I would KILL to play her #rb

Started journaling/diary writing/something?? I’ve written three pages stream of consciousness and have gone through an insane roller coaster of self contradictory emotional processing. Not sure if I’m doing it right because there’s no way this is supposed to make me feel less insane.

#anything to keep from actually talking to real people about my feelings hahaaaa #hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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got secret intel that it TURNS OUT we're NOT doing a midsummer night's dream next spring, but instead COWBOY TWELFTH NIGHT. this would be great if I could see myself being cast as literally any character in twelfth night but unfortunately I have NO idea who to go for

#in my heart and soul I would love to be Olivia but unfortunately no one in their right mind would cast my butch ass as her #obv viola but I dont really want to play her tbh #and malvolio is great he's just. not very me yknow.#idk I'll give it a read and maybe find another production to watch but. mourning my chance to play Lysander rn :(#twelfth night #shakespeare

We’ve OFFICIALLY CLOSED tgwdlm and I’ve never been more tired in my life!!!!! Holy hell this show is insane. Once I get the links to the recordings I shall share them with the masses!! In the meantime here are some really cool pics from both the main and understudy runs of the show!!

(there is a limited selection of scenes bc i currently only have pics that feature me in them saved to my phone lmao)

#oh how the turn tables in regards to me posting my face on here lmao #anyway yall are gonna LOVE the orchestrations and the added bits and just the EVERYTHING about this production #tgwdlm #starkid #hatchetfield #the guy who didn't like musicals

Time has never moved more slowly. It’s 4:30am get me OUT OF HEEEERE

#here being a party I chose to go to knowing it’s an hour away from my home #I wish I made more stupid decisions in my teens so I could know not to make them now #but these are the consequences of my own inaction #hhhhhhhhhhhhhh #I have a minuscule amount of alcohol in me and an even more minuscule amount of sleep #and that is not a fun combination for me it turns out #that’s actually not true I loved it when I was around other people #but ALONE??? in a $30 lyft home at 4am??? less so #guys it’s okay I’m living my life I’m learning and growing and whatnot #but also. why can’t I just make right decisions instead #that would be so beautiful if it were at all possible #but alas #I need to like. vent. to someone. idk about what. that’s not true yes I do #but like. uuuuuuugh I’m sooooooooo tired #of everything #but also just physically tired #which may be contributing to the negative emotions currently being expressed #like i had SUCH a good show today and fun convos with people and i went and did the social thing and YET. here I am. wallowing.#I wish I could just. stop worrying about things. but sadly this is not the case. fucked up and evil #THERE IS NO WAY MY ARRIVAL TIME JUST GOT LATER #THERES NO TRAFFIC. IT’S 4 IN THE MORNING #I’m. going insane. in case you can’t tell.#yayayay I loooove posting shit like this where many strangers and also like six close friends can see it.#I’m. just. going to go to sleep.#FUCK I just remembered something else to be upset about #freak and weirdo behavior from someone else #I can gossip at strike tomorrow. I’m slowly learning the art of it. gossiping but also #socializing in general #dude I need to go to therapy or like a doctor or something man there’s no WAY everyone else has this much trouble Existing #okay gonna sit in silence for the rest of this car ride.

i-am-a-fish

the sleepy -> cozy -> asleep pipeline is very real

#when will this happen to me #god I can’t wait for this show to be over just so I can go to sleep at like 8pm every night #pleeeeeeease #rb

I’m so hyped for the Vrach Frankenshteyn release but I can’t WATCH IT until I get to it with my brother and we haven’t even finished season 5 yet 😔😔

#bc since it’s gonna be out well before we reach IWTB there’s no WAY we’re watching the og release instead lmao #txf #x files #the x files #x files I want to believe #vrach frankenshteyn

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jupiter-does-things

Starting a new chain for this tag game! Thank you @vechkjnsoo for tagging me

⭐️ 10 people I’d like to get to know 🌙

last song: Comfort Crowd by Conan Gray

currently watching: Steven Universe

current obsession: my own characters, the movie obsession, and Steven Universe

currently reading: Girl, Serpent, Thorn

currently working on: developing my characters and improving my intro post

currently wearing: comfy pants and an old burgundy tee

last search: Tamika Flynn

favorite flower: lilies

tags (no pressure!): @lynlapidfan83, @lady-bugs28, @thedeerestfawn15, @ducktapaminbuttonsdisease, @sp1der3lla @cocoacherub, @lovelycurlygirl @houseplant-number701, @missyousoo, @eatingglitterglue

P.S.- if I keep tagging you in these and you don’t want me to, please tell me! I’m sorry if I always tag you, these are just the moots that come to my mind first!

lady-bugs27

Ty for the tag Jupiter <333

🐞10 people id like to get to know 🐞

last song: Japanese posters by rebounder

currently watching: perks of being a wallflower (for the like 20th time)

current obsession: baking I’ve made brownies cupcakes muffins and cookies today

currently reading: nothing I’m a loser (╥﹏╥)

currently working on: moving all my stuff upstairs

currently wearing Ed hardy jeans (I love them sm) and a black shirt

last search: how to get nail polish off of clothes (it didn’t work)

favorite flower: forget me nots

Tags: @breakfastonvenusss @sixteen-clumsy-and-shyy @fulltimecomplainer @destimyy @maythewindblow

I don’t have enough tags lol cause Jupiter tagged most of my moots <333

destimyy

Yayayyyy thanks for the taggg its my first tag game yippp!!!

💤10 people id like to get to know💫

last song: Long Face by The Vampire Lestat (yes ik but it fits perfectly with the music i like)

currently watching: Campaign 4 of Critical Role, Project Ghostlight, and cooking shows with my mom (yes the other two are actual plays of ttrpgs)

current obsession: going on tumblr lol, I’m new so ive been obsessed with just exploring and posting for a bit

currently reading: The Absinthe Underground (not consistently and very slow but highly recommended if you like sapphic friends to lovers, French 1920s, and fairies)

currently working on: handsewing a cut up t-shirt to look like rib bones on the back (i can post later with a wip)

currently wearing: hand me down, tie dye, blue, spiderman shirt; and thrifted, h&m, brown, cargo pants

last search: poop deck game (its for a summer camp I’m helping run💀)

favorite flower: uhhh i don't have any???

uhhh ima just tag all my moots, idk if any of yall want to do this just gonna do it, just ignore this :P also sorry if yall are already tagged mb

@clleanlliness @fadedfilmroll @zombvamp @herbert-the-herb @ivegottaleavethisplace @boydiaryy @melaninelephant @sketchy-skittles @sunnyfawn7 @haveaniceday21

ivegottaleavethisplace

thanks for the tag!! I love these 🥹

🪽 𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐞𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 🙀

Last song: Christmas time is here (i needed nostalgia and it makes me cry)

Currently watching: the walking dead, Gilmore girls, and the office

Current obsession: my boyfriend, zombies

currently reading: IT

Currently working on: probably losing weight lolol

Currently wearing: an off shoulder frog and toad shirt and underwear and no pants (I JUST WOKE UP)

last search: How old was Dakota Fanning in uptown girls (I was watching it with my mom)

Fav flower: an iris or a mongolia flower

Taggssss @herbert-the-herb @ozzy-iz-a-phreak-xp @idontgottatellyoucrap @krusty-28-28 @this-caik-is-evil @rb-vdka @meowmeowbeetle

idontgottatellyoucrap

THANK YOU SM FOR THE TAG OMGGGG @ivegottaleavethisplace !!!!!

Last song: The Beautiful People - Marlin Manson

Currently watching: The Eltingville Club pilot

Current obsession: Eltingville Club, Beatles, NINAH, Hail Mary, music in general, ans the 60s

Currently reading: batman death in the family

Currently working on: Eltingville fanart (mainly pete)

Currently wearing: just a cropped pink tank top and some gray sweatpants. I have my bead bracelet on and silver ring on my thumb too ig. And glasses

Last search: meaning behind the nursery rhyme Humpty Dumpty

Fav flower: sunflowers and lily of the valley!

Tags: @apoc4lypiovarium @axlthetwink87 @5000voltsthroughme @sleepyykal @eggieeggsta @sunny-of-the-beatles @gummybrahh @nuclear-atm0sph3ar @crackerboxpalacee @bennyboo997 (do you mind being tagged? Idk i think you're cool so im tagging you)

crackerboxpalacee

AHHH OMG THANKS FOR TAGGING ME @idontgottatellyoucrap

last song: wah-wah - george harrison

currently watching- get back, gilmore girls, and the office

current obsessions- the beatles, bunch of friends, the office, pink floyd, 70s-70s bands in general

currently reading- fahrenheit 451

currently wearing- jean shorts and my laifey tour shirt

currently working on- getting better at guitar

last search- irish bands

favs flowers- tulips!!

if i tag you i just think ur cool and you do not have to do it if you don’t want! also sorry if i forgot anyone

@englishwalrus @kittiekittiemeow @xo-cherrycola @oakwood-art @twi1a @verkool @robbierobertsonnation @butiloveher @quinn4yaoi

englishwalrus

AHH TYSM @crackerboxpalacee 💓 IM HONORED

Last Song- I saw Her Standing There

Current obsession- The Beatles, History and literally everything of that subject and the 60s-70s time period

Currently reading- The Napoleonic wars and the All For The Game trilogy

Currently wearing- a long white skirt and a magical mystery tour t shirt

Currently working on - improving speaking Czech (for my family)

Last search - Ao3 Mclennon ao3 fanfiction (no shame)

Fav Flowers - hydrangeas

Moots if you’ve already been tagged in this post before just ignore this 🤞

@teenagebeatnik @blueparrishblue @johnssilverhammer @enmfic @leeintheskywithdiamonds @lesbian-i-ching @bisexualhollieslesbianholliegirl

bisexualhollieslesbianholliegirl

Ahhh I’m so honored you’d like to get to know me!

Last song: autotheist by Baby Bugs

Current obsession: the Hollies, The Beatles, The Dave Clark Five, mod culture

Currently reading: the body keeps the score, better than the movies, men who hate women, and some book about executive functioning 😭

Currently wearing: Fred Perry polo, brown sweater, plaid skirt, gold necklace and rings, silver fish bone earrings

Currently working on: a moodboard, a post for my main insta and TikTok, and a Christmas Hollies fanfic a bit too late (or early how you wanna slice it)

Last search: Information about the mini golf at this mountain resort I’m staying at

Fave flower: roses

@lithiumlolastrikesagain @youngerthanyesterday @ivannasideals

lithiumlolastrikesagain

EEEK YIPPEE I always get tagged in these things but I never remember to do them 💀 let's see how this turns out...

Last song: Intergalactic by Beastie Boys/Tommy (German version) by Twinkle

Current obsession: HTML coding, the wayback machine, 90s hiphop/jazz rap, the bonzo dog band, thomas the tank engine, and blackjack (the card game)

Currently reading: Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut, and My Brilliant Career by Miles Franklin (ed. Bruce K. Martin)

Currently wearing: De la soul tee over a blue fleece jumper and baggy trackpants

Currently working on: Poster I'm doing for a state comp (graphic design is ~🎶 killing me softlyyyy) and...final exams pt. 1 🫨 (i HAVE to pass these)

Last search: "What is sno-drop" (Apparently it's a type of soda that's only available in select regions of australia)

Fave flower: Hibiscus or Holy Ghost Orchid

i nominate the 10 following moots who i'd like to get to know better: @yourfavoriteclown @prog-elitist @yonderghostshistories @thatonebisexualgunner @bluevelvet-09 @b4si1wh0 @la-la-how-their-life-goes-on-69 @rootytootypointynshooty @david-watts @robertplantdoesitbetter

b4si1wh0

A get to know me?? i barely know myself

Last song: Across the Universe by The Beatles

Current Obsession: The Beatles, The Kinks, George Harrison's All Things Must Pass, playing Tomodachi Life, WWDITS, the language and phrasing of politics and laws, Adric from Doctor Who

Currently reading: John and Paul: A Love Story in Songs by Ian Leslie and the Red Queen by Philippa Gregory

Currently wearing: PJs…

Currently working on: my university application!!

Last search: ‘green party’ (i was getting a membership)

Fave flower: lavender, purely because of the smell

tags: @lulubirb @overlord-of-chaos @captaincleverusernamehere @fionabright @stargatelov3r @consultinghuntertimelord @through-the-looking-glasses @jiminyminyminyminy @agoodtuckering @finndiseicla

captaincleverusernamehere

omg I haven’t been tagged in one of these in AGES

Last Song: Breathe from In The Heights

Current Obsession: A Midsummer Night’s Dream (and concurrently the great vowel shift as I figure out what’s going on with some of those rhymes)

Currently Reading: Wyrd Sisters (Discworld)

Currently Wearing: Shorts, sneakers, my work shirt, and my signature light blue hoodie I bring everywhere

Currently Working On: Finishing this last weekend of shows!!! TGWDLM is coming to an end y’all (sad but also thank god ggsfjggdjd)

Last Search: How long do flowers last without water

Fave Flower: fake ones, I am very allergic to pollen (last search was not related to flowers for me lol)

Tags: god I don’t actually talk to people on here really. @apollos-constant-crisis @mysterypigeon uhhh @edettethegreat @emberphoenix-san and you!!!!

#rb #rb game #tag game

captaincleverusernamehere

UNDERSTUDY SHOW TODAY YAYAYAAYY

captaincleverusernamehere

Understudy show went EXCEPTIONALLY well. GOD Ted is fun to play.

#made some silly ridiculous choices; broke several times; absolutely KILLED the creepologue #I feel really really good about my performance and I wish I got to play Ted more but alas #back to bill for the last three shows #NOT THAT I DISLIKE PLAYING BILL!! but Ted is SO much more in my wheelhouse and I get so much more room to be ridiculous and I need that tbh #bill is silly but he’s Contained and Reserved; his humor comes from his lines not the delivery of them #whereas Ted can be whoever tf you want depending on how you deliver the lines #and I made SURE to make some insane choices and I’m very proud of them #I’m just super happy with how the show turned out and I can’t wait to get my Ted pictures #so I can compare my physicality to my bill physicality. for research.#I’m just so hyped everyone got to see my acting range and that I feel so confident in myself #me two years ago would have never believed what current me is saying #and I love that #sosososo happy with how the show went for me :]#srb #tgwdlm

UNDERSTUDY SHOW TODAY YAYAYAAYY

#we did put put in rehearsal yesterday and it honestly went AWESOMELY??#and I found some great choices for Ted in the one (1) time I got to run his scenes in front of an audience before the show today #I’m soso excited #and a lot of my friends are coming!!!#and they’ll get to see me be ridiculous and they’ll get to see my girlfriend as emma hehehehe I can’t wait #Ted and Bill are so different and getting to live in Ted after a weekend of bill is the FUNNIEST shakeup to me #having the time of my life #tgwdlm #starkid #the guy who didn't like musicals

New Shakespeare obsession has begun thanks to the rumors that we’ll be doing Midsummer next year. GOD I need to play Lysander so baddddd

#the end of act 2 HELLO let me be silly and ridiculous PLEEEEEEEEAAASE #and if the guy who I think is directing it is directing it then I probably have a shot!! but I still have no confirmation that it’s even #going to be in our troupe’s season lmao. I’m just wishing really really hard 🤞🤞🤞#shakespeare #a midsummer night's dream #Lysander

foldbaron

Art by Will Kirkby

#these really are some of the best m9 illustrations ever in the world huh #KINGSLEY HELLO #so obsessed with these designs it’s crazy #rb #critical role #the mighty nein

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akajustmerry

friend sent me an Instagram reel yesterday with 1000s of likes that was basically like "pride and prejudice is timeless actually because it's about an autism romance 🥰" and then the creator proceeded to cite moments in the book and film where Lizzie and Darcy are "socially awkward" and....listen. I'm far from an Austen scholar, but I have taught Austen novels as an educator and this kind of psycho-pop analysis that views characters as individuals with autonomy over their actions, rather than tools in a story written at a particular time to say something about that time, pisses me off more than I can say without sounding like an asshole. I'm sorry but Darcy isn't rude and awkward and even cruel to Lizzie because he has autism, he says and does those things because he's a wealthy upper class land owning man raised to see a middle class woman from a large family with no male heirs like Elizabeth as inherently beneath him which he expresses to her multiple times because it is socially acceptable for him to do so in a society where someone like him is privileged above almost all others. He is "socially awkward" around her because of misogyny and classism (PREJUDICE) and she is "socially awkward" around him because a woman of her standing at that time simply wouldn't have had much to do with the gentry but to actually push back against the shit that Darcy says would be social suicide for her whole family so she protests the only way she can which is refusing his advances (PRIDE). not to be the "context collapse is the death of media literacy" guy. But this is the problem with the kind of head empty, let people enjoy things, if I can't relate to it what's the point type crowd. Youse think you're being so quirky justifying incoherent and anachronistic interpretations with your rampant individualism, ensuring that other people never confront anything that challenges them in these stories like patriarchal misogyny and classism. Pride and Prejudice becomes an "autism4autism romance", completely undermining the historical context of its status as one of the great social satires about the class and gender politics that Austen so expertly observed around her. This attitude is why we have nonsensical historical dramas that actively hate history like fucking edgy bdsm "Wuthering Heights", Bridgerton, The Buccaneers, and even a 2025 Frankenstein movie where the monster is just misunderstood and does no wrong uwu etc. because individual relatability and catharsis is king over anything actually saying anything about anything now. Everything is relatable and nothing is meaningful.

#THE TREATMENT OF CHARACTERS AS AUTONOMOUS PEOPLE AND NOT NARRATIVE TOOLS FRUSTRATES ME TO NO END #rb

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

I mean i quite like my brain, i’m really very fond of it i just think it’s a design failure that i can’t pop it out of the ole skull basket every night and plug it in to recharge. travesty really

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

we share one collective braincell and that braincell desires a bath apparently

stalkingchair

This is brainwashing propaganda

#COLD BACKYARD HOSE STRAIGHT TO THE BRAIN INSIDE ALL THE WRINKLES N STUFF #that would fix me #rb

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