peaches are stone fruits after all

@murderofsomeone

Tumblr users discussing rap music is the new Plato's Allegory of the Cave

They see the shadow of rap music cast on the wall by their conservative parents and confuse it for the real thing

salad is mostly items

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

my nose!

you aren’t supposed to know that word anymore

bus is my friend. shes no train but shes trying her hardest in a world that hates her

sorry my hands are so cold all the time it's cuz i died a few years back

“your rent should be a third of your income” well wouldn’t that be nice. wouldn’t it. lower the rent pussy

Casual observation from someone old enough to remember: in the year 2000 financial advice was that rent should be no more than 1/4 of your income.

the second radish is 29 feet away

this is legitimately the funniest post on this site

This is stupid! Were you born yesterday? (the mayfly’s big limpid eyes fill with tears as it looks at me) oh god I’m so sorry oh no oh god

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

supid

supid.

I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and ignores me. I will not forgive anyone who sees this post and does not support me with a single word or a small donation, and ignores me.

Now, if you want to help, my nephew is sick and needs urgent surgery. We need 700 euros for the operation, and it will be up to you whether you will help or if my nephew will end up like the young man in the picture.