peaches are stone fruits after all

Ouuhh I see the water it’s right there on the post,, I’m so thirsty ouyghhhhhw just one sip for me ooouuuuuu

Can’t get this on any other social media

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

uhh, can i love you in a way that's little gross and insane

"all you ever do is complain" that's not true. I also resent.

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

its cool how every language has wordplay.... we created language like ok step 1) convey info so we can stay alive 2) get silly with it

I know why you drew him. Because he is beautiful.