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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)
holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later
A 2025 update
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their never-ending dance of pining over each other☺️🤭
A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.
OP I want you to know I think of this post every single time I have to wash a spoon.
THE GREATEST JOKE ADVENTURE TIME HAS EVER WRITTEN
People like to make fun of animators but jokes on them…
WHY’D YALL LEAVE OUT THE BEST ONE?
Can’t forget this gem.
Yeah okay Ill reblog that!
I had an interesting night last night
I’m so glad I have tumblr gold so I can view this post
Tumblr gold users rise up
you can only reblog if you have tumblr gold. dont even try if you dont.
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#2, Brute?
Me when I read someone over 35 whining about being old in fiction: UNACCEPTABLE. OUTRAGEOUS. THEY'RE IN THE SPRINGTIME OF YOUTH. Also! All of this is ageist and the cult of the youth is a blight on the world anyway. Being old isn't shameful.
Me as soon as I turned 30 and whenever I can ever since: i'm so old. my joints are creaking. a foot in the grave, really. my back!
a constant problem
Me reading another person's writing: Oh they missed a period there, no worries mistakes happen :) Three adjectives in a sentence? Adverbs for days? No worries I love descriptions and this story is fire.
Me seeing the same thing in my work: Wow am I illiterate? Am I actually ok? Who the actual fuck told me I can write so I can go and curse their entire family for the time it took for me to carefully craft this GARBAGE.
can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014
can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2024
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worlds i want in kingdom hearts 1/??? - atlantis: the lost empire
I don’t know if anyone has ever done this before but, here ya go… The Different Types of Fanfiction!
I probably left a few out, but these are the most common, compared to their base fiction’s canon plot. Enjoy! XD
The crack fic is enough for a reblog.
then there are these favs…. ;)
always reblog
Um yes this is genius.
It be true tho
If Sherlock Holmes was Isekai'd to a fantasy world he would just deduce the rules of this world and get back to solving crimes. He'll find an elf girl sidekick,name her Watson, and pretend like nothing happened.
"If you look closely, you can see traces of chalk dust on the floor. Our murderer must have used a magic circle to kill our victim."
"Actually Holmes, this looks like salt. Quite unusual for a magic circle, since it can be scattered so easily..."
"It tastes like salt too. Good eye Watson. Let us start by visiting the fish mongers."
"Well I would enjoy some fried dragonfish, but how does this help our investigation?"
"A process of elimination, my long-eared friend. There're only two ways for the culprit to get salt in the city. They could have brought it in themselves-"
"But then they'd have to pay the tarrif!"
"Very astute! No, a much likelier option is that they bought it here. Either the docks or the meat market would be the place. And I have a hunch that our culprit is fishy in more ways than one."
"But Holmes, how did you know the merfolk ambassador was the killer?"
"An excellent question, the key was the footprints."
"But he doesn't even have feet!"
"He doesn't as of right now. But you forget, the magic circle."
"I see! The killing spell was a water spear, which normally requires a circle."
"But doesn't if you're already imbued with water magic like our scaly ambassador."
"So the circle..."
"To grant him a pair of feet. For just long enough to leave distinctive footprints in the scattered salt and to make us suspect a two-legged killer."
"By the Goddess, Holmes, you're a genius!"
Makes sense.
Anyway, getting sheer autism vibes from Holmes
Good. That means I wrote him in-character.
yeah okay ill reblog that
Book Club Updates (February 2025)
Ok so Book Club updates
if you want to keep up with us
What I have finished:
A Court of Thorns and Roses (Sarah J. Maas)
A Court of Myst and Fury (Sarah J. Mass)
Onyx Storm (Rebecca Yarros)
What we will be reading next:
Assistant to the Villain (Hannah Nicole Maehrer) - this is out of order for the two of us I finished Onyx Storm early Shelby is still reading it so I'm reading this out of order
Sunrise on the Reaping - Suzanne Collins
First Test (Tamora Pierce) - this is one of my personal favorites (I've read it Shelby hasn't) we're thinking of reading the whole series.
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Your disciple/sidekick/student has been acting embarrassed, odd, and different for a week now. After a peer said it was a crush, you were trying to figure out how to let them down. You approach your wilting protégé:
"Will you adopt me?" Oh. Right. Orphan. Whew. Wait.
