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Laptops are always so much more Fucked than phones in my experience. A laptop is like a beautiful horse that wants nothing more than to break all of its legs. A decently solid android phone will act normal

A laptop is a living creature. It has weight to it. A laptop breathes and produces body heat. And it wants to die badly. Mobile phones are not sentient like that & that's why they don't experience mental illness. A phone problem is like "out of storage :(" or "charging port broke". Laptops will cough weakly as they fade in and out of consciousness

You will hold a laptop in your arms and it's like "I can't feel my legs". And you tell it girl you never had any

I don't know who needs to hear this, but if the phrase "self care" doesn't resonate with you, try calling it "system maintenance" and see if that clicks.

"Your thirst means nothing; I've seen what makes you horny."

you WILL develop an all-encompassing & unconditional sense of warmth and empathy for your younger self (no longer asking)

it isnt the same but i honestly wanna give my younger self a hug and let her cry into me. they really need it.

they're still here

im gonna cry

16 weeks of therapy summed up in one post

i desperately want to play with someone while their legs are bound apart or to a spreader bar so they can’t close their thighs to escape the stimulation

whos gonna let me fuck their cunt till they’re screaming and begging for me to let them cum ? where can i get a guy who wont mind when i just tug his boxers down and begin fucking his pussy with my hands?

you guys need to be normal about people who don't like penetration. people who don't get hard easily. people who finish quickly. people who participate in kink without having sex. people who don't like being touched. people who don't like giving head. people who only like penetration. people who (almost) always squirt. people who take a long time to cum. people who have a hard time getting wet. people who don't talk during sex or anything else that is not part of the way you think people or bodies should behave during sex

Bite your sub hard as they cum, The noises they'll make are actually the hottest possible!! Plus you get to see all the marks you leave!

Fucking you till your brain turns to mush, till your in that place where all you can feel is pleasure. Where It feels so good you think you’re going crazy, you can’t even hear how loud your being. Just blissed out being pulled back onto my dick while your mouth hangs open and your soundlessly screaming except for a few pathetic “uh uh uh”s. You can’t even hear me talking to you it feels so good. I’m telling you how wet you are inside but you’re just so gone. You feel like you can taste me in your mouth and feel me deep in your throat. You don’t know how long it takes you to cum but when you do your hips just keep kicking with the force of it like your body is possessed with pleasure.

what if i pinned you beneath me and wedged my leg between yours and forced you to hump it till you cum like a good mutt. what then

Pistachio or Caramel.

Pistachio, but it's almost impossible to find in the UK

Sharing a sub with another dom would be so much fun, imagine how wet you could get it just from both of you starting to gang up on the poor thing… Lifting their jaw up to look you in the eyes, the other dom tracing their hands down the sub’s hips. Commanding them to look at you as the other person teases them, making them squirm as their fingers dip under the sub’s waistband. Telling it what a little slut it is for trying to get two people at once, making them dizzy by talking about them like the toy they’re gonna be for you. Both of you kissing it’s neck, one biting and the other licking… pulling away to make out with the other dom right in front of the sub, ignoring it except for dual hands around their cock,. Holding the leash while you fuck them from behind, sloppily making out with the other dom’s cunt as you both laugh at its pathetic struggling. Forcing it between you so it can’t escape, the dom in front groping their chest and the dom from behind slapping their clit. Completely trapped and seconds away from being made the property of two owners.. One dick in its ass and the other in its cunt… feeling them rub up against each other inside of your pretty sub.. Forcing the sub to come on both of your cocks. It has to be fair, right? Before making them clean up the mess.