My World’s On Fire How About Yours?

Murder is scary bc a lot of video games are about doing murders, so if someone does murders irl then it could lead to them becoming a gamer. You're literally becoming desensitized to gaming when you do murders.

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

"babe, can you let the dog out? It's presenting optical illusions again!"

Doggie door not needed because he clips through walls

I love my eldritch dog(s)

And for the lady, perhaps a fucking break? 💆‍♀️

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

Sometimes my little cat will approach me all "what if there was a little cat now" and it's always an excellent idea I love when there's a little cat

you shouldnt have to pay for the dentist. the dentist should pay me for satsifying their weird fetish