can anybody stop this thing?

talking like point-and-click game narration to the bugs in my room

you can't get out that way!

that's not very helpful.

maybe the open window will help.

try the open window instead.

t-shirt with the words “high-functioning corpse” printed on it

(girl who's been thinking about The Character nonstop for two months voice) you'll never guess what this song reminds me of

reblog and tag a tag that you have blocked

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you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

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creative droughts are so embarrassing yeah sorry man I forgot my shapes and colors

forgor my words

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

personal agenda. Personal.

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

just helped an old old man log into his outlook account and we succeeded and he said “young lady, go in peace. we have accomplished this mission.” what an electrifying way of speaking…

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

easy website

^^^ me when I’m trying to calm down my horse named “Website”

"Websight" is a Valid Warrior Cat Name!

train wreck of a post. hit reblog

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