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apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

expired .

People who think sheep are killed for their wool are so hilarious to me. Does your barber slit your throat whenever you get a haircut?? Are you a returning customer to Sweeney Todd? Lmao it grows back, fools.

This is completely ignoring the fact that the sheep's soul is stored in its wool. So sure, the body remains, but the spirit, the essence of the sheep, that's gone forever, and then as the wool regrows a new soul moves in.

What

Same for me, I get a new soul with every haircut. That's why my personality changes so much.

Tumblr citizenship means being completely unsure if the person posting about sheep souls is being 100% serious or is just taking the piss.

THEY TAKE THEIR PISS TOO?!?!?

Yup, stockpiling it in giant buckets to pour on the poor

I know vhat I saw.

You'll never prove I was in Dallas, Texas on November 22nd, 1963. Never!

what happened in Dallas Texas on November 22nd 1963?

Nothing, Johnny. Don't even worry about it.

I think someone just shot Charlie Kirk

can we not spread rumours before the facts have been settled please

Sorry

YOU are a glasses girl. going about with your long hair and such.

[obediently]i am a glasses girl. going about with my long hair and such

yeah she's a total nepo baby. I heard her dad was one of floop's fooglies

they’ve trapped the rhythm guitarist in amber

She took the pages.

genuinely sickening to think about how men pop up out of holes in the ground and you have to swing a mallet and hit them over the head to get them to stop