Retired symbol of peace

Hope lives.

Justice will always find its rightful place

Ask my muse the most insane “Would you rather?” questions you can come up with. Get creative.

Puts the product on tumblr for all to share it

My what a guy, that Gaston.

can we get the perfume machine back pls

Perfume machine’s still exist in some trucker stops, fun fact. 

Miss New Zealand is dead on the ground and Miss Cuba is looking at her like, “stay down, bitch.”

Romania, respectfully, what the actual fuck.

Imagine you’re having back problems and the doctor says “alright, get the bear”

And when a six-foot tall Persian priestess with a fucking GOLD EYE speaks, you know you damn well listen to what she has to say.

women will get a chance to kill their stupid rich husband and inherit his wealth be like hang on i just have to take this

women will see their an unattended plate of food meant for their idiot husband when he gets home and say "is anyone gonna poison that" and then not even wait for an answer

all women know is murder their husband, hide the body, answer the door to the police in a silk dressing gown with a glass of wine in their hand and a carefully rehearsed alibi, and lie

it takes years to develop your craft. do not romanticize the idea of an ‘overnight success’. be a student. grow organically. get really good. hate your work. start over. find new ways to express the same ideas. the student becomes the master. your time will come.

The Good Place’s take on morality is so important to me. It never suggests that being good is easy or straightforward - quite the opposite - but it says, over and over again, that we need to try because we’re all people and we all matter.

I find the concept of growing in love so much prettier than love at first sight?? like one day you look at someone and you suddenly realize you see them in a different light than you did the night before. that’s falling.