Swagbit.ch

turn up the harpsichord i cant hear the harpsichord

first thing id do as a skeleton is drink red wine from a goblet and have it spill out everywhere . second thing id do is play my ribs like a xylophone

all night i want to spray my stink on you

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

9

This post is a safe place to lay your egg

little gray alien seasoned roasting dead on a spit with an apple in his mouth #SOLARPUNK

how do people not know that grey aliens taste like dirty fish??

I want more garlic butter at all times

Thinking about full body scrunge

how long after sex is it appropriate to put on Lord of the Rings

trick question… it’s already on 😎

Omg the sweetest girl in the whole world sent me a friend request a bit too early into the relationship. Denied. Going on my list of sickening desperate fools.