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im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams

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reallyreallyreallytrying

no fucking way

#wrow.

sparrowthemormon

Charlie Kirk is scheduled to speak at UVU. I have the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time

sparrowthemormon

IT WASN'T ME I PROMISE

sapphire-wine

orteil42

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

orteil42

you are making this so difficult

targetedknowledge

saul-tortellini

It was like the sun came out from behind the clouds...

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Luis Camnitzer - The Photograph (1981)

gastronauticsyd

The Screenshot (2014)

fredersen

The Reblog (2014)

toratiger-deactivated20211204

Bahahahaha love this

processintegrated

The Unnecessary Comment (2014)

grumpygreenwitch

The Revival (2026)

viralfrog

sonandheirofnothinginparticular

the-real-seebs

Someone linked me this beautiful poster, and I'm just really impressed.

My contribution:

best-of-inspirobot

tearlessrain

this is in perfect iambic meter and sounds like the first line of a weird poem

tearlessrain

Rule #2

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you see one on the street,

For decorum is essential when a lobster you must greet.

You may comment on the weather, compliment his choice of hat,

But crustaceans like their space if one should stop them for a chat.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you’re strolling down the coast,

Simply nod and give a greeting, or a handshake at the most,

For a lobster’s first priority is formal social graces,

And one seemes over-familiar if a lobster one embraces.

Don’t ever hug a lobster when you meet one in the sea,

For a lobster’s spines and chitin make it difficult, you see,

And he might become self-conscious if you bring that fact to light,

So don’t ever hug a lobster, simply put, it’s impolite.

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myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot

that is the most beautiful airfryer i have ever seen

myfinalmessagefatdudesequalshot

found it! bruno smart air fryer in mint green BZK-KZ02TW-GR

masklayer

Theirs a horse in the pingles

#heritage

phantomrose96

I'm very very glad that my knee-jerk, gut-feeling, primal-instinct reaction to seeing a Default Influencer is embarrassment. I think this saves me from a lot of bullshit.

phantomrose96

Some lip-filler lady on enough Ozempic to euthanize a horse: "The sad truth is an elite lifestyle takes money and discipline. Buy these brands on credit if you have to. Skip meals."

Me: "Oh. Oh I'm physically experiencing the effects of secondhand embarrassment. You live like this? This is your life? Your interiority? If I was anything like this I'd kill myself I think."

phantomrose96

To be clear ☝️, absolutely not gender-exclusive. Some broccoli-haired shirtless 23-year-old man on enough trenbolone to euthanize a different horse starts talking about how to be a high-value male and I start thinking instantly about how I'd have 4,000 slugs use me as a jungle-gym before I'd want this man within cootie-contagion distance of me.

phantomrose96

refuzz

phantomrose96

Respect for my soldiers… she’s saving him… the hons…

softichill

I think abt this tiktok all the time

#diversity hire

grootficguy

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

rubensmuse

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

70sscifiart

Break time

70sscifiart

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