✨beep boop✨

This is like if someone said Draw me a mammal and that was the only instruction, cause like, yep this sure is a Mammal

being in stores that look like this and play this kind of music always makes me hyper-aware of aging and the inevitability of death

Raccoons should have guns I think

they will

if you dislike me or my posts i would recommend using some kind of weapon against me

I hate when I get up in the morning and I have to go through the maze

i never even noticed they misspelled beetles… why did they do that? ok

Beatles…beat….like music…beat…les

beat-less? aint that the truth!! #scalpt #clapback #drag

RIDE 'EM CRAWBOY

ATTENTION ALL GIRLS: Being a ride or die means staying by a man’s side whether he has $500 or $5. Not when he cheats 10 times and you stay.

“Ride or Die” also means that if he ever hits you, he dies, and you call your bff for a ride.

Loyalty through hardship is one thing, loyalty through cruelty is another. 

Loyalty through hardship is one thing, loyalty through cruelty is another.

Be Still My Throbbing Cock