the truth is out there

Pangaea was wasted on the dinosaurs. Imagine the railway network.

everyone tag your newly discovered genders

every single day i'm like "ohh i'm so comfy right now i'll just fall asleep and take a nap..... surely there will be no consequence on my ability to fall asleep at a normal time later tonight" and then.

the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.

Forgot to close a parenthesis and now spirits enter me like a waterslide

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought "why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff," so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It's alright if you can't because apparently I fuckin couldn't either

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don't need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let's say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

i did this both with itchy relief shampoos more than once and with meds. Both bad decisions

that’s why she’s being bullied

This is a modern work of art

I’ve seen them once labeled as “homoerotic bullying pictures” and honestly don’t know what else to call them