Remember when Stede brought Ed back with the power of love and remember when Oluwande got kissed by the pirate queen while doing little kicky legs and remember when Fang protected a goat from a torturer and remember when Edward Teach wore a cat bell and potato sack and remember when Roach made a giant cake for his friends who were upset and remember when Frenchie brought the crew together with a party for a made up holiday and remember

say what you want about the tumblr mobile app (i'll probably agree with you) but nothing will beat the "willgrahamscock strikes again" notifications i get

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

okay you werent supposed to know that