💖Good Boy of Shimano💖

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

idk what young person on the internet needs to hear this but you are not obligated to share any personal details about yourself online. in fact im gonna straight-up circle back to 00s era advice and say being anonymous is good actually

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

its not funny

sorry

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!