💖Good Boy of Shimano💖

Conservative beauty standards are back with a vengeance which means it's especially important to go out this summer with bellies out and bodies unshaved. Also be unapologetically disabled with mobility aids and wearable medical devices and stim toys and ear defenders and all that stuff. You need it. People need to see it. Everyone needs to be reminded that life is unquestioningly more enjoyable when you're not living inside an arbitrary set of rules created by people who are offended by all the wrong things.

Sudden realization that the skeins of yarn out on my laundry line to dry are. Phallic in appearance.

It all makes sense now

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

it should be an easy suggestion

let me be pervertly clear

“that was so cool, please never do it again” is a phrase i find myself saying to my dog far too often