Genesis is a DM in another life
He would build the most complex lore and be so done with everyone but so dedicated to The Story that he would never allow anyone else to DM.
He would be a vengeful god. If his players split the party, he would rain hellfire of all flavors on them.
He has challenged specific people with specific monsters with the express purpose of banishing them. None shall be spared if his wrath is kindled.
His players (have mercy, I actually don't know much about d&d):
* Orc tank named Blood Girth: Aerith
* Ordinary paladin named Gabriel: Angeal
* Rogue named Billiam Whitherspoon Frankfurter who makes astonishingly bad stealth rolls: Zack
* Thief goblin who makes incredibly good stealth and deception rolls, so most NPCs assume she's an elf maiden or a breeze, named Jeremiah-Anne: Tifa
* Tiny elf maiden healer who loves her friends, named Cherry: Sephiroth
* Bard who doesn't know how to play a bard, and only picked the role because he wanted to carry a guitar, but who keeps rolling nat 20s on charisma, named Nathan: Cloud
* Glass cannon who intentionally built a character who would die immediately so he can go make cookies or play with his kid, named Whatever: Barret
* Same thing, but mysteriously never dies: Marlene playing for her dad
* Fairy princess warlock whose patron is a sexy demon prince, named Griselda Moonlight Rothbartson Hammel the Third: Vincent
* Dwarf barbarian who always chooses to attack, named Hruth: Cid
Genesis: Cloud, you do something.
Cloud: Uh, I guess I attack?
Aerith: Cloud, no, you gotta persuade this guy, you're the bard! And remember to mention something sexy!
Cloud: Ok, gimme the key or I'll break your... nipples?
Genesis: SIGH. Roll for persuasion and charisma...oh goddess...with your multiplier...*calculates* The gatekeeper immediately makes a new key for each of you, opens the doors, strips, begs for a kiss from Nathan...Cloud, will you kiss him?
Cloud: ew, no, he smells.
Genesis: WHY ARE YOU- never mind. The gatekeeper falls at your feet then leads you in, proclaiming to all that the chosen one has arrived. He bribes two other gatekeepers along the way. You're now in the inner walls. SIGH.
Vincent: I long for my master.
Genesis: THAT'S NOT AN ACTION.
Zack: I try to sneak into the vault!
Zack: YESSSSS, SNAKE EYES!!!
Tifa: Lovingly, that's a bad thing.
Genesis: The gatekeeper comes to his senses and punts all of you back outside the city.
Sephiroth, raising his hand: Is anyone injured? I can help!
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