🌸 Susie/Epsi!!! 🌸

this gif is so calming. Weeeeeee Hes alive hello garflid

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

Admit it. If you were separated into good and evil versions of yourself your evil version would totally make your good version their bitch

Just so everyone is on the same page this isn't about morality or willingness for violence. It's about evil me collaring good me and making good me meow

I abbreviate "Beetlejuice" to "BJ" with my one friend whose special interest is Beetlejuice and it's fine, it's protocol, it's a Tuesday afternoon, but I just did it with another friend via the sentence, "I don't even like BJ that much. I just wanna see that worm," and it was a little less than fine, I think.

that video of all those sabrina carpenters killing miku in fortnite makes me sad. it reminds me of high school

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time

We need to have places like bars where instead of only 18+ year olds allowed in it’s ONLY people who had fucked up childhoods so we can joke about it without running into a surprise normal who gets all sad and weird

sahara desert (desert desert)

soviet union (union union)

hula dance (dance dance) dc comics (detective comics comics)

shakira (shakira)

wake me up (wake me up inside)

His dedication to the bit and thus conquering of the watermelon whilst staying in character yet obviously struggling. The satisfying ending. This is performance art at its peak.

His eyes haunt me

For most of human history, Vehicles had automatic collision avoidance and could even take you home when you were sleeping or drunk. Then we got rid of the horse.

you complete moron. you stupid fucking idiot. “cars would be better if they could bite and shit” that was you just now, dumbass

it would be cool if cars could fuck

We. We still have horses

mm. good post everyone see you on monday

Cant get this nonsense anywhere else