Sushi Zombie

House was sort of like Death Note if there was no death note and Light and L were just coworkers and best friends with sexual tension

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Reblog to bap the person you reblogged from with your paws

I need to be the most fuckable person on this public transport

do you love the color of the crab?

nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

"Average canyon is full of arachnids" factoid actually just a statistical anomaly. Average canyon has a normal amount of arachnids. Spider Gorge-

average tumblr user only knows five jokes factoid actually just statistical error. Spiders Georg-

i care.

Cosmic alignment…

Fuck all of the good luck posts out there. Reblog this to immaculate your vibes

It must be exhausting being a vampire and eating someone who gets off to it. I’d take psychic damage too if my lasagna was into vore.

# the comedic potential of a reversed predator-prey dynamic is funny as hell and WILDLY under-utilized