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this  prompt  was  made  using  dialogue  from  issues  #4 ,    #5  and  #6  of  outlast :  the  murkoff  account  by  red  barrels .    feel  free  to  edit  any  of  these  to  make  them  more  suitable !

“  _____  wasn’t  fucking  around  about  disappearing .  ”

“  our  chances  of  finding  a  lead  in  this  are  vanishingly  slim .  ”

“  what  you  got  there ?  ”

“  i  hate  it  when  they  have  families .  ”

“  since  when  did  _____  hurt  women  and  kids ?  ”

“  sorry ,    that  was  in  bad  taste .  ”

“  he’s  been  gone  for  a  while  now .  ”

“  i  saw  him  back  just  last  night .  ”

“  that’s  not  possible .  ”

“  i  saw  him ,    standing  right  over  there .  ”

“  drove  my  dogs  batshit ,    which  is  weird .    they  always  used  to  like  him .  ”

“  guess  we’d  better  get  started  then .  ”

“  it’s  garbage .  ”

“  is …    is  some  of  this  garbage  moving ?  ”

“  ants .    the  place  is  infested .  ”

“  what  do  you  mean ?  ”

“  are  you  saying  someone  mailed  _____  a  swarm  of  ants ?  ”

“  yeah .    emailed  him  ants .  ”

“  not  the  strangest  thing  i’ve  seen .  ”

“  these  look  like  passwords .  ”

“  little  fucker  bit  me .  ”

“  black  ants  don’t  bite .  ”

“  ouch !    fuck !  ”

“  motherfucker !    mother  fuck  fuck  fuck  -  ”

“  they’re  all  over  me !    jesus !  ”

“  not  there !    not  there !  ”

“  make  room !    i’m  coming  in !  ”

“  fuck  this !  ”

“  it’s  not  working !  ”

“  we  need  fire !  ”

“  take !    your !   ouch !     fucking !    ouch !    clothes  off !  ”

“  got  anything  i  could  wear ?  ”

“  nope .  ”

“  what  the  fuck  am  i  gonna  do ?  ”

“  i’m  sure  it’s  him .    he’s  following  us .  ”

“  hey !    stop !  ”

“  where’d  you  go … ?  ”

“  you  work  for  _____ ,    don’t  you ?  ”

“  … who  are  you ?  ”

“  i  believe  you’ve  heard  of  me .  ”

“  what’s  your  name ?  ”

“  you’ve  been  following  us .  ”

“  yes .    i’ve  been  watching  you .  ”

“  and  you  got  something  most  running  dog  mercenaries  don’t .  ”

“  i’m  not  a  mercenary .  ”

“  you’ve  got  shame .    you  know  what  you’re  doing  is  wrong .  ”

“  it’s  a  job .  ”

“  you’re  somebody  who  would  chase  after  me .  ”

“  who  does  that ?  ”

“  …  i  can’t  stand  not  knowing .  ”

“  tell  me  your  name .  ”

“  you’re  trying  to  destroy  them .  ”

“  they’re  evil .  ”

“  you  work  for  the  devil .  ”

“  you’re  protecting  him .  ”

“  you’ll  never  find  him .  ”

“  i  couldn’t  tell  you  if  i  knew .  ”

“  willful  ignorance .    i  remember  that .    almost  let  me  sleep  some  nights .  ”

“  how  do  you  sleep ?  ”

“  how  do  you  justify  working  for  people  you  know  are  evil ?  ”

“  _____  was  a  pebble  in  a  pond .  ”

“  that  is  where  the  real  sickness  spreads .  ”

“  if  you  cannot  look  at  what’s  there  and  not  eat  yourself  hollow  with  shame ,    you’re  not  human  any  more .  ”

“  those  are  coordinates .  ”

“  i  need  your  help .  ”

“  i’m  not  asking ,    i’m  telling  you :    you’re  going  to  help  me .  ”

“  … i  have  to  do  my  job .  ”

“  what  are  you …    the  fuck ?!?!  ”

“  i  said  freeze ,    motherfucker !  ”

“  i’m  leaving .  ”

“  please  don’t  make  me  hurt  you .  ”

“  he’s  a …    monster .  ”

“  what  was  he  shoving  in  your  face ?  ”

“  fucked  if  i  know .  ”

“  let’s  get  you  some  clothes  before  i  get  too  turned  on .  ”

“  i  figured  it  out  later .  ”

“  dental  records ,    my  identification .  ”

“  he  wasn’t  done  with  me .  ”

“  we  weren’t  done  with  him .  ”

“  this  make  any  kind  of  sense  to  you ?  ”

“  nothing  i  feel  good  about .  ”

“  the  evidence  couldn’t  get  any  more  thoroughly  destroyed .  ”

“  there  is  one  more  thing .  ”

“  nothing  i  know  of .  ”

“  i  wouldn’t  put  too  much  faith  in  anything  i  heard  from  an  animated  pile  of  maggots .  ”

“  maybe  we  should  check  it  out .  ”

“  nah ,    leave  it  alone .  ”

“  you  should  get  home ,    spend  some  time  with  your  daughter .  ”

“  make  sure  she  doesn’t  grow  up  to  be  somebody  like  me .  ”

“  he  ain’t  gonna  let  us  get  away .  ”

“  every  step  we  take  the  less  power  he  got .  ”

“  we’ll  get  to  the  wicked  part  of  the  world .  ”  

“  god  hisself  ain’t  even  gonna  be  able  to  find  us .  ”

“  do  you  know  if  yeshua  ha - nostri  was  a  real  person ?    like ,    in  the  bible ?  ”

“  never  heard  of  him .  ”

“  when’s  that  book  report  due ?  ”

“  you’re  getting  an  early  jump .  ”

“  figured  i’d  be  too  beat  to  work .  ”

“  you  didn’t  touch  your  dinner .  ”

“  i  wasn’t  hungry .    it’s  not  like  i  need  the  extra  calories .  ”

“  honey ,    that’s  crazy .  ”

“  you’re  a  string  bean .    a  beautiful  string  bean .  ”

“  shut  up ,    _____ ,    god .  ”

“  hey …    there’s  somebody  messing  with  our  mailbox .  ”

“  we  had  agreed  not  to  investigate .  ”

“  turns  out  i  was  lying .  ”

“  where  are  you ?    it’s  noisy .  ”

“  sorry  to  interrupt  you  on  a  sunday .  ”

“  you’re  not  interrupting  anything .  ”

“  i  was  just …    folding  laundry ,    listening  to  prairie  home  companion .  ”

“  i  don’t  think  i’m  gonna  make  it  into  the  office  tomorrow .  ”

“  i  have  to  spend  some  time  with  _____ .  ”

“  no  worries .    we  all  need  personal  time .  ”

“  i  rented  the  biggest ,    most  jacked - up  all - terrain  s.u.v.  they’d  rent  me .    and  it  still  crapped  out  about  twenty  miles  short  of  the  coordinates .  ”

“  fuck  me …    no  service .  ”

“  i  guess  the  heat  and  the  sun  got  to  me .  ”

“  heavenly  god .  ”

“  ____ ?    what’s  wrong ?  ”

“  are  they  out  of  hot  chocolate ?  ”

“  i  was  back  in  that  night ,    thirteen  years  ago .  ”

“  surgery  is  no  longer  an  option .  ”

“  _____  is  dead .    i’m  so  sorry .  ”

“  i’m  so  sorry ,    honey ,    i  didn’t  mean …  ”

“  … what  the  fuck ?  ”

“  we  don’t  want  no  trouble !    i’m  just  gon’  take  your  pistol .  ”

“  hey ,    hey ,    take  it  easy .    jesus  fucking  christ .  ”

“  don’t  you  take  that  name  in  vain !  ”

“  safety’s  on .  ”

“  who’s  the  girl ?  ”

“  jesus ,    how  pregnant  is  she ?  ”

“  god  have  mercy  on  your  soul .  ”

“  i’m  not  going  to  hurt  you .  ”

“  you  need  helllllll …  ”

“  i  guess  the  shock  got  to  me .  ”

“  when  i  woke  up ,    it  was  full  dark .  ”

“  i  heard  you .    it’s  the  least  crazy  thing  you’ve  told  me  so  far .  ”

“  fair  enough .  ”

“  you  are  in  such  deep  shit .  ”

“  you  lied  to  me .  ”

“  i  fucked  up .  ”

“  don’t  fuck  yourself  any  deeper .  ”

“  spill .  ”

“  you  don’t  interfere  with  ongoing  experiments .  ”

“  shit ,    you  don’t  even  know  if  this  is  an  experiment .  ”

“  and  number  three ,    fuck  you .  ”

“  you  don’t  work  without  me .    we’re  partners ,    you  stupid  motherfucker .  ”

“  sorr …  ”

“  don’t  say  you’re  sorry .    i  hate  that .  ”

“  you  want  the  silver  lining  to  your  shit  show ?  ”

“  i  don’t  suppose  you  brought  me  a  suit ?  ”

“  i  even  brought  you  a  tie .    hope  yellow’s  all  right .  ”

“  you  called  it  a  ‘ vision ’ .    not  a  hallucination .  ”

“  it  felt  real .  ”

“  like  -    that  little  kid  smell .  ”

“  first  rule  in  the  playbook  is  don’t  get  high  on  your  own  product .  ”

“  i’m  wondering  if  i  really  killed  that  kid .  ”

“  i’m  wondering  about  that  girl .  ”

“  it’s  a  healthy  baby  boy .  ”

“  what  about  brain  injury ?  ”

“  what  looks  like  a  lesion  in  the  amygdala ,    but  perfectly  symmetrical .    damndest  thing .  ”

“  is  there  more  to  your  testimony ?  ”

“  yes ,    of  course ,    excuse  me .    i  was  just …  ”

“  this  had  become  a  matter  of  containment .  ”

“  the  little  guy  in  here’s  been  kicking  up  a  storm .  ”

“  is  that  a  tattoo ?  ”

“  a  globe .    no .    wheels .    ‘ wheels  within  wheels. ’    that’s  biblical .    from  the  book  of …    ezekiel .  ”

“  you  can’t  have  him !    you  can’t .    i’ll  die  before  i’ll  let  you  kill  him .  ”

“  i  seen  the  messenger .  ”

“  my  blood  is  true .  ”   

“  i’ve  sipped  at  the  fountain  and  borne  the  pain  and  marks  of  salvation .  ”

“  you  ain’t  gonna  take  my  baby ,    you  ain’t …    ain’t …  ”

“  she’s  having  a  seizure !    get  a  doctor !  ”

“  we  need  to  leave  now .  ”

“  there’s  nothing  we  could  do .  ”

“  i  realized  too  late  i  was  operating  above  my  security  clearance .  ”

“  are  you  sure  she  was  dead ?  ”

“  yeah .    case  closed .  ”

“  it’s  sad .  ”

“  still .    i  gotta  get  home .    i  said  i’d  be  there .  ”

“  you’re  a  good  dad …    you  always  take  care  of  your  girl .  ”

“  home  again .  ”

“  _____ !    you  home ?  ”

“  you  work  for  us  now .  ”

“  we  didn’t  find  dick .  ”

“  we  never  found  out  what  happened  to  that  body ,    if  in  fact  it  ever  existed .  ”

“  there  we  go .    every  last  drop  of  salvation .  ”

“  your  children  are  waiting  for  you  in  heaven .  ”

“  god  does  not  pour  half  measures .  ”

“  the  storm  is  abating .  ”

“  all  these  undeserved  blessings .  ”

“  he’s  still  not  answering .  ”

“  send  people  to  his  house .  ”

“  that’s  no  good .  ”

“  if  we  find  him ,    i’ll  put  electrodes  on  him .  ”

“  how  many  bodies  we  looking  at ?  ”

“  that  doesn’t  look  like  cyanide .  ”

“  yeah .    a  lot  of  them  got  creative  about  dying .  ”

“  took  a  lot  of  whatever  killed  her  to  get  the  job  done .  ”

“  last  name  sounds  like  a  crustacean  you’re  not  supposed  to  eat .  ”

“  how  did  you  know ?  ”

“  ‘ and  i  only  am  escaped  alone  to  tell  thee . ’  ”

“  is  that  from  wrath  of  khan ?  ”

“  it’s  actually  the  book  of  job ,    by  way  of  moby …  ”

“  i  know  what  it  is ,    _____ ,    you  don’t  have  to  try  to  impress  me .  ”

“  well ,    holy  shit .  ”

“  we  need  to  dig  in  his  head .    don’t  be  gentle .  ”

“  there’s  blood  on  the  walls .    looks  like  something  was  written  and  smeared  away .  ”

“  what  do  you  want  to  do ?  ”

“  actually ,    no .    do  me  a  favor  and  find  his  corpse ,    because  if  he’s  still  alive ,    he’s  fucking  dangerous .  ”

“  you’re  asking  the  wrong  question .  ”

“  i’ll  still  help  you  find  the  answer .    but  you’ll  need  to  trust  me .  ”

“  how  about  you  just  tell  me  whatever  it  is  you  want  to  tell  me .  ”

“  i  don’t  know  much .  ”    

“  what  they  made  of  me  is  a  rough  draft .  ”

“  it  needs  a  delivery  mechanism .    a  method  of  infection .  ”

“  it’s  not  surprising  that  religion  would  be  such  an  effective  delivery  mechanism .  ”

“  gods  communicating  with  men .    gods  dividing  themselves  into  components  that  men  could  understand .   a  trinity .  ”

a thrilling saga of shit i’ve heard while listening to my friend play resident evil 5, with the occasional moment of my own commentary. may include nsfw material. feel free to change names/pronouns/etc.!

“ got vored by a big boy. ”

“ about to take the fuckin kneecaps in this village. ”

“ you know how to turn around, you useless fucking gay! ”

“ i’m gay, s/he’s just useless. ”

“ you’re my partner, you gotta tell me when i’m being stupid. ”

“ i don’t know, and i don’t want you to get my stupid. ”

“ s/he needs some milk and a goddamn pharmacist. ”

“ i don’t have big dick energy, i have dumb bitch energy. ”

“ you have a stupid amount of machine gun ammo, you can keep it! ”

“ are you using the machine gun like a sniper rifle? god, that’s my wife. ”

“ none of us know how to drive in video games– or in real life, for that matter. ”

“ …i got scared and blew his head off. ”

“ I’M BEING CAREFUL, HONEY-BUN. ”

“ wow, the power of gay. ”

“ you finally giving me more shotgun shells? thanks, boo. ”

“ i guess you can survive for now, (name). ”

“ it’s a wonder how (name) is so goddamn stupid, but (second name) is not. ”

“ (name) is a smart girl/boy who could probably take your kneecaps if you pissed her/him off. ”

“ you’re shooting a machine gun like a fucking sniper rifle— god, i love you. ”

“ just fling our whole bodies off of the boat. ”

“ this is where i stand when i’m being a lil’ bitch. ”

“ we’re both really dumb, but still alive. ”

“ when i said i wanted someone to go down on me, this isn’t what i meant. ”

“ i’m gonna take one for the team and buy a first-aid kit. ”

“ i don’t want to lose my kneecaps again, that hurts. ”

“ now we’re gonna be so fucked up, we think we can take on anybody here. ”

“ if we get trapped, it’s my fault and i apologize. ”

“ to get away from danger, we have to stop, drop, and roll into more danger. ”

“ maybe if we run far enough, they’ll forget about us! ”

“ if i wasn’t a punk-ass bitch, then i guess i could just use it from where i’m standing. ”

“ we’re going to pretend that i’ve learned from my previous errors. i haven’t, but we can pretend. ”

“ peace was never an option. ”

“ they’re just gonna pop out of nowhere, and we have to be okay with this. ”

“ i’m shooting you point-blank with a rifle, die already! ”

“ are the big scary guys gone? ”

“ give me some credit, i’m looting a corpse and then running. ”

“ (name) only died because my batteries died. ”

“ i love you, but pwease, just trust me. ”

“ my sense of self-preservation is gone, it has BEEN gone. ”

“ you need to be smart while i’m stupid, because i’m always stupid. ”

“ you ever just punch a zombie so hard they disintegrate? welcome to my ted talk. ”

“ i shot him, you’re just a pussy. ”

“ you know who else is a pussy? me, hi, i’m (name) and this is my ted talk. ”

“ can i punch him to death? ”

BUBBLEGUM BITCH

« i don’t care if you think i’m dumb »

« i’m the girl you’d die for »

« i’ll chew you up »

« pull me closer and kiss me hard »

« i met a boy »

« we fell apart » 

« i think you’re gonna be my biggest fan »

OH NO!

« i’m only after success »

« i don’t need a relationship »

« i’ll never soften my grip »

« i just want to make a change »

« i know exactly what i want  »

« maybe it is all a test »

« real life has no appeal » 

PRIMADONNA 

« all i ever wanted was the world »

« it’s always someone else’s fault »

« got you wrapped around my finger, babe »

« would you do anything for me? »

« i know i’ve got a big ego »

« i really don’t know why it’s such a big deal »

« i get what i want cause i ask for it, not because i’m really that deserving of it » 

SAVAGES

« i’m not the only one who finds it hard to understand »

« humans aren’t gonna behave as we think we always should »

« i’m not afraid of God, i am afraid of man »

« underneath it all, we’re just savages »

« how could we expect anything at all? »

« we’re just animals still learning to behave »

« are you killing for yourself or killing for your saviour? »

TEEN IDLE

« i don’t know why but i feel conned » 

« i wanna stay inside all day » 

« i want the world to go away » 

« i’m feeling super, super, super suicidial » 

« i wanna drink until i ache » 

« adolescence didn’t make sense » 

‘  Hey! Do you hear me? .  ’

‘  Stay near me now, (NAME).  ’

‘  Silence shares my madness.  ’

‘  I don’t know how you feel yourself.  ’

‘  I’d rather hurt here than be happy somewhere else.  ’

‘  No one will scar me like you do.  ’ / ‘  He/She/They’ll never scar you like I do.  ’

‘  No one will ever be compared to you.  ’

‘  You never know to stay or go.  ’

‘  I know a love like this will end in tragedy.  ’

‘  I know we won’t get out alive.  ’

‘  I’m sure you’ve thought of someone else.  ’

‘  He/She/They’ll never know you the way that I knew you.  ’

‘  It hurts like hell to love this well.  ’

‘  No one falls the way we fell.  ’

‘  Only the lonely survive.  ’

‘  I’ve never given into madness.  ’

‘  I’m better now than before.  ’

‘  That’s not who I am anymore.  ’

‘  You still haunt the corner of my eye.  ’

‘  I can’t stop myself from falling now.  ’

‘  I still insist I see the ghosts.  ’

‘  Been forever since you crossed my mind.  ’

‘  I know I said that I would call.  ’

‘  I never think of you at all.  ’

‘  You know it’s not like I miss your laughter.  ’ / ‘  I know it’s not like you miss my laughter.  ’

‘  It’s not like I miss your face.  ’ / ‘  It’s not like you miss my face.  ’

‘  It’s not like I can’t get past it.  ’ / ‘  I know it’s not like you can’t get past it.  ’

‘  I tell myself that I can do with the space between me to you.  ’

‘  I’m just a drink away from honesty, so who knows what’s true.  ’

‘  I’m wondering if maybe you don’t miss me too.  ’

‘  I don’t remember why we stayed.  ’

‘  I guess some people try to raise the dead.  ’

‘  Some people try to live instead.  ’

‘  Don’t miss me.  ’

‘  Can you save me from today’s night terror?  ’

‘  You know that you got to help me try.  ’

‘  I can’t shake this ache I carry.  ’

‘  I just wish that you were here.  ’

‘  Maybe who we were then is shattered.  ’

‘  Who we are in the end is what matters.  ’

‘  Enough is enough now.  ’

‘  I’ve been trying to get up now.  ’

‘  I’m sick of wondering what do I do.  ’

‘  It’s like every time you vanish somehow you’re still here.  ’

‘  You never seem to manage just to disappear.  ’

‘  And everything I see comes crashing down on me.  ’

‘  I can’t get myself together.  ’

‘  I’ve been running for forever.  ’

‘  I can leave this place forever.  ’

‘  My haunted heart is uneasy.  ’

‘  Can we forgive and forget?  ’

‘  Can we catch a breath?  ’

‘  You’ve changed, but it’s not enough.  ’

‘  Keep the lights down low.  ’

‘  We don’t make sense together anymore.  ’

‘  It was easier back then.  ’

‘  I’ve been loving you too long.  ’

‘  You said forever’s not enough while we were close.  ’

‘  I thought time was supposed to heal.  ’

‘  Is this a new beginning or the start of another end?  ’

‘  If you want to try again, I’ll know you then.  ’

‘  You don’t deserve this.  ’

‘  Before you go, I just wanted you to know that I would love you if I could.  ’

‘  My unsteady heart’s not ready.  ’

‘  You would only get what’s left of me.  ’

‘   This is gonna be the death of me.  ’

‘  I would give you anything, if I had anything to give left.  ’

‘  I’ve forgotten how it feels to have my head over my heels.  ’

‘  I don’t wanna walk away.  ’

‘  It’s not fair to let you stay.  ’

‘  What if I was wrong by never moving on?  ’

‘  You were haunted too.  ’

‘  You should never be here.  ’

‘  Don’t love the bottle, but the bottle loves me.  ’

‘  I think of you.  ’

‘  I dream of you.  ’

‘  We could be together here.  ’

‘  Forever we’re together bound in madness.  ’

*   taken  from  the  maine’s  new  album  you  are  ok .

SLIP  THE  NOOSE .

‘  you  sent  my  pain  into  oblivion .  ’

‘  i  was  on  the  verge  of  breaking  down .   ’

‘  then  you  came  around  and  not  a  second  too  late .  ’

‘  i  was  on  the  verge  of  breaking  down  then  you  came  around .  ’

‘  you  shook  the  noose ,  slipped  my  head  loose ,  and  now  that  boy  is  history .  ’

‘  you  rescued  me  from  myself .  ’

‘  i  was  about  to  let  go  till  i  knew  you  existed .  ’

‘  loneliness  is  hell  and  you’re  alone .  ’

‘  i  knew  better  than  to  refuse  your  hand .  ’

MY  BEST  HABIT .

‘  i’m  not  sorry  for  myself  or  any  part  of  me .  ’

‘  i  am  not  human ,  one  part  anxiety  using  two  parts  nativity  just  to  keep  sane .  ’

‘  i’m  a  bitter  little  pill  to  swallow .  ’

‘  i’m  a  little  bit  of  a  let  down .  ’

‘  my  best  habit’s  letting  you  down .  ’

‘  to  you  i  don’t  exist ,   ain’t  what  you’re  looking  for .  ’

‘  good  thing  i  don’t  exist  for  you  at  all  anymore .  ’

‘  if  it’s  average  you’re  after  or  ordinary ,  you’ll  have  to  move  on .  ’

‘  if  i’m  not  me  then  i  am  everyone  else .  ’

‘  if  you’re  not  you ,  you’re  everyone  else .  ’

NUMB  WITHOUT  YOU .

‘  you  are  a  panic  in  the  bloodstream .  ’

‘  you  bring  me  peace .  ’

‘  you  kill  me  for  the  better .  ’

‘  you’re  every  fucking  thing  inside  me  now .  ’

‘  you  are  my  glitter  and  my  gloom .  ’

‘  i  am  so  numb  without  you .  ’

‘  i  won’t  leave ,   i  won’t  surrender .  ’

‘  i’ll  wait  till  the  end  of  time .  ’

I  FEEL  IT  ALL  OVER .

‘  i  feel  everything  tonight  with  you .  ’

‘  but  there’s  nothing  left  to  lose  when  there’s  nothing  to  hide .  ’

‘  tonight  i  feel  so  make-believe .  ’

‘  do  you believe  what  you  can’t  see ?  ’

‘  we’re  made  up  of  a  thousand  scars .  ’

‘  go  and  cry  your  heart  out .  ’

‘  this  is  what  it  says  to  do .  ’

‘  tomorrow’s  gone ,  tonight  is  ours .  ’

HEAVEN ,  WE’RE  ALREADY  THERE .

‘  blessed  be  the  night  we’re  breathing  in .  ’

‘  the  closest  that  we’ll  get  to  heaven  sent  for  all  of  us  darling  aliens .  ’

‘  we  will  never  be  this  young  again .  ’

‘  we  all  will  be  born  again .  ’

‘  this  is  everything  you  pray  for .  ’

‘  this  is  everything  i  need .  ’

‘  life  is  crazy ,  don’t  forget  the  seatbelt .  ’

‘  shut  the  goddamn  doors .  ’

‘  daylight  isn’t  far  away  my  fiend .  ’

‘  everything  i  love  is  right  here  tonight .  ’

‘  is  what  you’re  living  for  worth  dying  for ?   ’

FOREVERMORE .

‘  i  never  really  felt  so  at  home  before .  ’

‘  i  wanna  feel  this  forever  even  if  forever’s  just  for  now .  ’

‘  we  are  here  and  alive  in  our  corner  of  time .  ’

‘  i  never  really  ever  felt  so  adored  before .  ’

‘  i  never  really  felt  this  type  of  vulnerable .  ’

‘  all  you  have  to  be  is  here .  ’

TEARS  WON’T  CRY  (  SHINJŪ  ) .

‘  dream  with  both  eyes  open .  ’

‘  save  your  tears  for  something  worth  crying  over .  ’

‘  save  your  tears  for  something  worth  crying  over ,  don’t  waste  them  on  misfortune .  ’

‘  baby ,  they  won’t  cry  today .  ’

‘  we’ll  borrow  happiness  just  for  the  night .  ’

‘  nothing  can  hurt  you .  ’

‘  tell  me  what  you  think  about  me  and  you .  ’

ONE  SUNSET .

‘  you  wait  for  me  in  the  rain  as  i  patiently  try  to  pass  the  time .  ’

‘  the  day  is  done ,  now  all  i  want  is  to  get  out .  ’

‘  one  sunset  till  i  see  you .  ’

‘  my  love ,  you  wait ,  so  long  overdue .  ’

‘  it’s  been  two  weeks  in  the  rain  and  it’s  hazy  in  my  head .  ’

BROKEN  PARTS .

‘  it  isn’t  getting  easier .  ’

‘  we  are  shattered  everywhere .  ’

‘  it  isn’t  getting  easier  now ,  but  we’re  not  beyond  repair .  ’

‘  we  are  brittle ,  beware .  ’

‘  us  fragile  things ,  falling  to  pieces .  ’

‘  we’re  all  the  same  broken  fractions  and  halves  of  some  greater  thing .  ’

‘  you  can’t  fall  any  further .  ’

‘  gather  yourself  up  now ,  just  as  you  were  before .  ’

‘  we’re  all  the  same  broken  parts .  ’

FLOWERS  ON  THE  GRAVE .

‘  the  time  you  have  is  sacred ,  don’t  wait  around  and  waste  it .  ’

‘  everything  is  temporary ,  even  the  sorrow  that  you  carry .  ’

‘  so  tell  me ,  are  you  okay ?  ’

‘  i’m  okay  now  i’m  with  you .  ’

‘  you  don’t  plan  life ,  you  live  it .  ’

‘  you  don’t  take  love ,  you  give  it . ’

‘  there  are  flowers  on  the  grave  of  the  child  that  i  used  to  be .  ’

‘  it  was  summer  when  you  told  me  that  you  loved  me .  ’

‘  everything  is  temporary .  ’

Jamie All Over:

“We lost ourselves in the bright lights.”

“I wish you could have seen us.”

“Here’s a map and the pen.”

“And please don’t tell me that I’m dreaming.”

“All I ever wanted was to dream another sunset with you.”

“Sunsets never were so bright, and the skies never so blue.”

“I’ll never go back to ____. Not at least till I have to.”  

I’d Hate To Be You When People Find Out What This Song Is About:

“And we both go down together.”

“Just try to get up.”

“I’m sorry, this wasn’t easy.”

“I’m thinking of the worst things that I could say to you.”

“But a promise doesn’t mean a thing anymore.”

“But I’m tongue tied and terrified of what I’ll say.”

“I could only sing you sad songs.”

“But I never told you everything.”

“I’m losing hope and fading dreams and every single memory along the way.”

“You never let go.”

“But I let go.”

Terrible Things:

“I’d give anything to fall in love truly.”

“Can I tell you a wonderful thing?”

“I can’t help but notice, you’re staring at me.”

“I can tell by your eyes that you’re in love with me.”

“Now, most of the time we’d have too much to drink.”

“Too young to notice, and too dumb to care.”

“Love was a story that couldn’t compare.”

“I made you a present with paper and string.”

“You know that I love you, will you marry me?”

“You’ll learn, one day…”

“I’ll hope and I’ll pray that God shows you differently.”

“Can I tell you a terrible thing?”

“It seems that I’m sick and I’ve only got weeks.”

“Please, don’t be sad now…”

“You were the greatest thing that ever happened to me.”

“So don’t fall in love, there’s just too much to lose.”

“I can’t bear to see the same happen to you.”

“I’m only telling you this because life can do terrible things.”

If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?

“Baby, I sorely miss the vibrant gleam that’s in your eyes.”

“I’ll write a song about it.”

“What’s holding me back is the thought of time we never had.”

“My world’s hanging by three words that I can’t bear to say.”

“Do you miss the way the world was spinning for us?”

“Do you hurt the way that I do?”

“After all this time you leave me broken.”

“I’m hoping that you think of us.”

“I told myself that I’ll be fine but it’s a lie.”

“I don’t want to talk about it.”

“Memories, oh they cut like knives.”

“Baby, catch me if you can.”

Miserable at Best:

“ ____, don’t cry, I know you’re trying your hardest.”

“And the hardest part is letting go.”

“But compared to your eyes, nothing shines quite as bright.”

“Let’s not pretend like you’re alone tonight.”

“You’re probably hanging out and making eyes.”

“I’ll bet he gets the nerve to walk the floor and ask my girl to dance.”

“Because these words were never easier for me to say.”

“But I guess that I can live without you…”

“You’re all that I hoped I’d find.”

“'Cause nothing feels like home.”

“You’re a thousand miles away.”

“I know I’m good for something, I just haven’t found it yet.”

“This’ll be the first time in a week that I’ll talk to you.”

“And I can’t speak.”

“It’s been three whole days since I’ve had sleep.”

“I got the point that I should leave you alone.”

“We both know that I’m not that strong.”

“I miss the lips that made me fly.”

“Without you I’ll be miserable at best.”

I Swear This Time I Mean It:

“Don’t disturb this love of mine.”

“You’ve gotta help me out.”

“I want to keep them dreaming.”

“It’s my one wish, I won’t forget this.”

“I’m outdated, overrated.”

“So I’ll sing a melody and hope to God they’re listening.”

“ If luck is on my side tonight, my clumsy tongue will make it right.”

“It isn’t much, but it’s enough.”

“Forget your scars, we’ll forget mine.”

“Oh God, please make this last.”

“Morning seems so far away.”

“Please don’t crush me.”

“'Cause baby I’m a dreamer for sure.”

“And I won’t let you down.”

TW: suicide, ns/fw themes, violence, drugs

BEAUTIFUL

“college will be paradise if i’m not dead by june.”

“life can be beautiful.”

“what can i say? i’m a sucker for a happy ending.”

“you’re a high school has-been waiting to happen. a future gas station attendant.”

“she is a mythic bitch.”

“if i took a meat cleaver down the center of your skull, i’d have matching halves. that’s very important.”

CANDY STORE

“you’ve come so far, why now are you pulling on my dick?”

“it’s time for you to prove you’re not a loser anymore.”

“maybe sesame street is on.”

“keep on testing me and end up like her!”

“color me stoked.”

FIGHT FOR ME

“why, when you see boys fight, does it look so horrible yet feel so right?”

“i shouldn’t watch this crap.”

“could you be seen with me and still act proud?”

“i would fight for you.”

“holy shit!”

FREEZE YOUR BRAIN

“no point planting roots when you’re gone in a hurry.”

“who needs cocaine?”

“does your mommy know you eat all this crap?”

“when the voice in your head says you’re better off dead, don’t open a vein.”

“freeze your brain.”

BIG FUN

“let’s get naked in my pool!”

“so it’s salt, then lime, then shot?”

“a hot guy smiled at me!”

“hey, is that weed? i want a hit!”

“i think that’s what they call ‘third base’.”

“i wasn’t gonna come, but since you took the time to write that sweet note…”

“people wouldn’t hate you so much if you acted normal.”

DEAD GIRL WALKING

“what are you doing in my room?”

“you’re my last meal on death row.”

“shut your mouth and lose them tightie-whities.”

“it’s ‘cause you’re beautiful.”

“you say you’re numb inside, but i can’t agree.”

“i think you tore my mattress!”

“slap me, pull my hair—”

THE ME INSIDE OF ME

“no one thinks a pretty girl has feelings.”

“jesus, you’re making me sound like air supply!”

“call me when the shuttle lands.”

“maybe i can help the world by leaving.”

“you’re very quiet. what’s on your mind?”

“holy crap! this is awesome!”

BLUE

“you got a left hand, use it.”

“don’t run from me!”

“look! booze! drink!”

“my balls are in your court!”

OUR LOVE IS GOD

“they made you cry…”

“you are the only thing that’s right about this broken world.”

“you’re not alone.”

“how did you know it was always a fantasy of mine to have two guys at once?”

“i’d trade my life for yours.”

“well i was hoping you could rip my clothes off me, sport.”

“stop being a dick!”

“what the fuck have you done?”

DEAD GAY SON

“i’ve been thinking. praying. reading some magazines.”

“they just had flair!”

“they took a rebel stance!”

“that was one hell of a fishing trip.”

SEVENTEEN

“we don’t choose who lives or dies.”

“don’t you want a life with me?”

“if you could let me in, i could be good with you.”

“you’re right, that really blows.”

“i wanna be with you.”

“i’ll stay if i’m what you choose.”

SHINE A LIGHT

“deep inside of everyone there’s a hot ball of shame.”

“no volunteers? fine. i’ll start.”

“i faked it, every single time.”

LIFEBOAT

“everyone’s pushing! everyone’s fighting!”

“there’s nowhere to hide.”

“the weakest must go.”

SHINE A LIGHT (REPRISE)

“stupid childproof caps—”

“you don’t deserve to live!”

“you’re gonna die alone.”

KINDERGARTEN BOYFRIEND

“he was sweet. he said that i was smart.”

“now we’re all grown up and we know better.”

“certain girls are meant to be alone.”

“i believe that any dream worth having is a dream that should not have an end.”

YO, GIRL

“oh my god, is s/he dead—?”

“we’ve been worried sick!”

“i’ve experienced everything you’re going through right now!”

“you don’t know what my world looks like!”

“sorry for coming in through the window—dreadful etiquette.”

MEANT TO BE YOURS

“you’re my date to the pep rally tonight!”

“they’re keeping you away from me.”

“you left me and i fell apart.”

“i was meant to be yours.”

“can we not fight anymore please?”

“sure, you’re scared, i’ve been there.”

“one, two—fuck it!”

DEAD GIRL WALKING (REPRISE)

“no one here deserves to die—except for me and the monster i created.”

“it’s one more dance and then farewell.”

“yeah, well, s/he’s wrong about a lot of things.”

“this little thing? i’d hardly call this a bomb.”

“i wish we’d met before they convinced you life is war.”

I AM DAMAGED

“stick around here. make things better.”

“you beat me fair and square.”

“wish you’d kiss me.”

“say hi to god.”

“you look like hell!”

“i just got back.”

SEVENTEEN (REPRISE)

“we are done with acting evil.”

“are you free tonight?”

“my date for the pep rally tonight kind of… blew me off.”

“are there any happy endings?”

“i’d be honored if you let me be your friend.”

*   starters  from  the  lifetime   &   netflix  series  ‘   you   ’ ,   based  on  a  novel  by  caroline  kepnes .   warnings  for  sex ,   violence ,   stalking ,   &  swearing .

‘  you’re  a  drug .  you  are  worse  than  pills .  ’

‘  i  loved  you  the  absolute  best  that  i  could .  ’

‘  you  don’t  love  me .  you  never  loved  me .  it  was  a  lie .  it  was  all  a  lie .  ’

‘  if  he  came  anywhere  close  to  making  you  cum ,  you  would’ve  made  a  broadway  show  out  of  it .  but  you  didn’t ,  cause  he  didn’t .  ’

‘  you  fall  for  the  wrong  men .  you  let  them  in .  you  let  them  hurt  you .  ’

‘  hey ,  uh ,  can  you  help  me  open  a  couple  of  bottles ?  i  have  butterfingers  ‘cause  earlier  i  was  touching  butter .  ’

‘  well ,  that  was  a  mistake …  never  again .  ever .  ’

‘  i’m  glad  we  met .  i’m  glad  we’re  friends ?  ’

‘  friends ?  for  the  love  of  christ …  ’

‘  they  say  girls  with  daddy  issues  are  really  good  in  bed .  ’

‘  it’s  okay .  i  have  a  pretty  bland  face .  ’

‘  you  are  insane  to  move  in  with  her  this  quickly .  you  barely  know  her .  ’

‘  you  love  who  you  love  and  love  tells  you  what  to  do ,  easy - peasy .  ’

‘  i  think  only  an  idiot  tries  what  you  just  pulled .  ’

‘  uh ,  who  the  fuck  is  this ?  ’

‘  why  would  i  want  to  kill  him ?  who  wants  to  kill  people ?  ’

‘  i’ve  seen  enough  romantic  comedies  to  know  guys  like  me  are  always  getting  into  jams  like  this .  ’

‘  from  every  boy  masquerading  as  a  man  that  you  let  into  your  body ,  your  heart ,  you  learned  you  didn’t  have  whatever  magic  turns  a  beast into  a  prince .  ’

‘  you  surrounded  yourself  with  the  girls  you  always  resented ,  hoping  to  share  their  power ,  and  hating  yourself .  ’

‘  stay  away  from  them ,  because  if  you  don’t ,  i’ll  grab  a  steak  knife  and  i’ll  cut  those  little  freak  eyes  out .  ’

‘  hey  stranger .  you  drool  in  your  sleep .  so  cute .  ’

‘  at  the  end  of  the  day ,  people  really  are  disappointing ,  aren’t  they ?  ’

‘  do  you  think  i’m  unremarkable ?  ’

‘  unremarkable  people  don’t  worry  about  being  unremarkable .  ’

‘  you  sound  apologetic ,  like  you’re  embarrassed  to  be  a  good  girl .  ’

‘  in  the  end ,  you  couldn’t  love  me .  i  feel  at  peace  with  that  now  because  i  loved  you  the  absolute  best  that  i  could .  ’

‘  how  can  self - respecting  women  tolerate  this  crap ?  ’

‘  sometimes  i  swear  i’m  the  only  real  feminist  you  know .  ’

‘  turns  out ,  it  is  like  the  movies .  the  second  it’s  over ,  all  you  can  remember  is  the  stuff  that  made  you  fall  in  love .  blazing  through  your  mind ,  this  rom - com  montage  made  of  the  sweetest  poison .  ’

‘  it’s  a  miracle  love  ever  happens ,  if  it’s  not  a  myth .  ’

‘  if  the  zombies  come ,  this  is  where  i’m  hiding .  ’

‘  it  scares  me  to  love  someone  so  completely  and  not  have  them  love  you  back .  ’

‘  i’m  only  going  to  ask  this  once  and  i  need  the  truth .  are  you …  or  were  you  ever  fucking  them ?  answer  me .  ’

‘  everything  i  have  done ,  i  have  done  for  you .  even  this .  ’

‘  grown - ups  are  assholes .  ’

‘  he  didn’t  ever  get  her  something  that  nice  and  she  finally  let  him  do  anal .  ’

‘  some  guys  are  assholes  and  you  just  have  to  realize  that .  ’

‘  he  tried  to  finger  bang  me  at  the  bar .  ’

‘  he  is  nothing .  he  is  trash .  ’

‘  you’re  the  one  who  told  me  to  keep  reminding  you  that  he’s  a  bastard .  ’

‘  the  most  valuable  things  in  life  are  usually  the  most  helpless .  ’

‘  runner’s  high  is  better  than  sex .  and  for  some  it  may  last  longer .  ’

‘  i’m  starting  to  think  i’m  some  kind  of  magnet  for  dudes  with  serious  issues .  ’

‘  are  you  not  wearing  a  bra ?  and  you  want  me  to  notice .  ’

‘  male  energy  in  my  healing  space  just …  isn’t  optimal .  ’

‘  why  do  men  think  disembodied  members  equal  foreplay ?  you  know ,  they’re  not  aesthetically  pleasing .  ’

‘  it’s  exhausting  being  your  friend !  ’

‘  if  that’s  the  case  i  should  warn  you  i  have  the  facial  thing  where  i  can’t  hide  what  i’m  thinking .  ’

‘  how  the  hell  am  i  supposed  to  be  great  with  you  being  gone  if  you’re  really  gone ?  ’

‘  find  that  brilliant  badass  inside  of  you  and  believe  in  her .  i  know  i  do .  ’

‘  some  people  have  a  hard  time  letting  love  in .  some  people  are  built  for  love .  some  people …  some  people  are  searching ,  searching  for  someone  who  can  love  them  in  the  way  that  they  deserve .  ’

‘  it’s  a  horrible  feeling  to  know  things  have  gone  wrong  and  there’s  nothing  you  can  do  to  change  it .  ’

‘  i  love  you  too ,  creeper .  ’

‘  why’re  you  so  sad ?  you’re  just  so  sad .  ’

‘  sometimes  i  could  swear  i’ve  known  you  forever .  ’

‘  britney  got  through  2007  though ,  right ?  ’

( Change pronouns as needed! )

❝   i’m not into guys , i’m into girls .   ❞

❝   there are just so many beautiful girls in the world .   ❞

❝   i’m a lesbian , i can’t change it , i can’t help it .  ❞

❝   i like her as more than just a friend .   ❞

❝   where are all the lesbians ?  ❞

❝   i’m telling you , i only like girls that way .  ❞

❝   i  just .. i don’t want to talk about guys , i want to talk about girls .  ❞

❝   i’m really into her , do you think she’s into me ?  ❞

❝   you’ve been acting a little different since you learned i liked girls .  ❞

❝   maybe your guy is into me but i am not into him .  ❞

❝  do you like girls ? as more than friends ?   ❞

❝   i kissed a girl and i liked it .   ❞

❝   i think every girl is attractive but i don’t try to jump in their pants because of it .   ❞

❝   come on , you know i only date girls .  ❞

❝   is that your girlfriend over there , talking to another girl ?   ❞

❝   girls can be more than just friends sometimes .   ❞

❝   i think girls give better love to each other .   ❞

❝   how are you and the girlfriend ?  ❞

❝   you know you could of told me you liked girls .  ❞

❝   when are we going to get to meet your girlfriend ?  ❞

❝   so , when can i meet your girlfriend ?   ❞

❝   i used to have a crush on you , when we were younger .   ❞

❝   i love my girlfriend , i would never cheat on her .   ❞

❝   we are without a doubt the hottest lesbian couple .   ❞

❝   i just don’t want to keep doing this in secret with you .   ❞

❝   lesbians are a gift to the world .   ❞

❝   i have got the most beautiful girl in the world .   ❞

❝   you like girls , so what ? people can screw off .  ❞

❝   i like girls and i don’t care what you or anyone thinks .   ❞

❝   how did you open up about it ? will stand by me while i do it ?   ❞

❝   i’m just trying to find the right girl is all .   ❞

❝   is this lesbian porn ? what are you— wait , you’re into girls .  ❞

❝   you’ve always loved her , haven’t you ?  ❞

❝   girls are just what works for me .   ❞

❝   i don’t think any girl is going to like me , i’m not that pretty .   ❞

❝   there are no lesbians here , or even bisexuals .  ❞

❝  i like girls who like girls .   ❞

❝  you always flirt with her , you always check her out .  ❞

❝  i’m just a girl , trying to date another girl .   ❞

❝   let’s have a baby , we can get a surrogant .  ❞

❝   we can adopt a baby , if you’re serious about starting a family .   ❞

❝   i’m going to ask her to marry me .  ❞

❝   me and my girlfriend just got married today .  ❞

❝   we’re going to be mother’s !   ❞

❝   you are the best girlfriend and mother in world .    ❞

❝   i think my girlfriend is ashamed of what we have .   ❞

❝   it’s so hard to not stare at girls and check them out .   ❞

“You don’t know me that well, my angry face and my happy face are the same,”

“If I wanna be a fool then I will be a fool, that is my God given right as an American!”

“I didn’t think I was smart enough to get depressed…”

“Don’t use words you don’t understand,”

“Don’t use words I don’t understand,”

“Oh sweet freedom….”

“Who would we be if we were normal?”

“Why is there a bed?”

“Can we make love in it?”

“Hold the fuck up! Is this therapy!?”

“I am so over __ and her magical faery vagina and her unbelievably stupid name!”

“Aw c'mon ___, they’re funny! They’re like humans but miniature- teacup humans,”

“Oh I definitely crossed a line and I’m so glad that I did,”

“A 3,000-year-old vampire wants to suck my blood, must be Thursday!”

“If a tree falls in the woods, it’s still a tree, ain’t it?”

“You’re high! You drank four faeries!”

“You most certainly cannot feed on me!”

“If you kiss me, I promise to be happy,”

“People thought I was crazy ‘cause I thought I saw a pig!”

“___ can daywalk with the faery blood but it makes him drunk as a skunk,”

“I taste like sunshine and flowers and I’m right fucking here!”

“I have proof, scientific, people are far stupider than they realize,”

“Right now what you need to do is change your clothes…. there’s vampire in your clevage,”

“You can’t have any more, there IS no more, you drank the WHOLE faery and you’re going to your room!”

“I ain’t G-mail for dead bitches!”

“I wanna lick your mind!”

“For a badass werewolf, you drive like a girl,”

“I’m gnawing at my own arm and you’re gonna drop fang on me?”

“Your bedtime will be at four A.M. and not a minute later, we also recycle in this house,”

“Oh yes Sir, please Sir!”

“__, you were just licking blood out of my head, I don’t think it gets more personal than that,”

“Our mayor’s a dog!”

“Oh, sure, how funny, who’d have thought? Getting carded in a vampire bar,”

“You know I love you more when you’re cold and heartless,”

“So! Who’s good to eat around here?”

“Let me get this hetero straight-”

“There’s big gators in there you crazy viking!!”

“Get on out and let’s go home before one of 'em chomps off your you-know-what!”

“Respectfully, ___ , your son doesn’t have a grave because you all ate him,”

“Breed, Ghost Daddy, breed!”

“I’m a waitress! What the fuck are you!?”

“You don’t wanna eat me! I joined Jenny Craig and lost 40 pounds!”

“I know you are but not really,”

“If I own the house, well then, I own you, you are mine, ___”

“I can make you look pretty again, or atleast how you looked before, whatever you called that,”

“You don’t have stockholder syndrome do you?”

“I’ve long believed that __ was born with only enough blood to either power his brain or his dick at any given time,”

“You never called me back, now if I remembered what feelings were, mine might have been hurt,”

“Says the man cooking breakfast in a wok 'cause he’s too sad to buy a new frying pan,”

“___ is nothing if he is not pure fucking sex on a throne,”

“True death for you too!”

“I’m a freaking FAERY!?”

“You’re cute, can I sit in your lap?”

“I should’ve known, this is a sex thing, isn’t it?”

“See bitch? You gonna wish you ain’t did that- watch,”

“Nope, I’ll just kill all the sea monsters! Gators! Crocodiles! Show yourselves!! COWARDS!”

“They ain’t scared of you, honey child, they’re scared of what’s between your legs,”

“They only exist in humans’ minds, like money and morality,”

“Aren’t you afraid to be out here alone with a hungry vampire?”

“So you murdered a higher life form for the sake of your pet?”

“But why!? WHY!? I want to kill them!!”

“Well never say never when there’s the internet,”

“There’s a light in you, it’s beautifull, I couldn’t bear it if I snuffed it out,”

NOT CAPABLE OF LOVE

‘we pretend we’re so innocent.’ 

‘i’m not capable of love.’ 

‘watch those candles melt away.’ 

‘who would have thought we’d fall so hard?’ 

‘cause i’d be right if i said, you’re not my biggest regret.’

CARDIFF BY THE SEA

‘the skies, they bleed with bleeding passion tonight.’

‘you feel as comforting as a mother’s warm embrace.’

‘but still, you’re just as lonely as the sea.’

‘sweet terrible angel, embrace my soul with light.’

‘can you cure this loneliness in my heart?’

NEW YEARS DAY

‘you’ve got such big ideas.’

‘i’d take back all those things i said that new years day.’

‘i had dreams i’ve found redemption.’

‘i heard your voice but couldn’t scream your name.’

‘let’s drink to the ones we’ve loved and lost.’

SECRET HANDSHAKES

‘it’s 2AM, it’s getting late.’

‘all i know is something isn’t right.’

‘i hear the shadows calling in the night.’

‘get up, get up, get out.’

‘the fire’s burning now.’

THE CHEYENNE LINE

‘you say this is the end. i know it’s not the end.’

‘this life you hold so near will fade in time.’

‘pay attention to the sign.’

‘it’s time you found some frame of mind.’

‘no, we won’t let go.’

AND WE ALL BECOME LIKE SMOKE.

‘we are all so faithful.’

‘we are all so lost within our hearts.’

‘and we still are so hopeful.’

‘we look so tired in our eyes.’