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Daniel: You love me?? PROVE IT Armand: Remember when you slept with one of your students, remember when you cried in a church because your daughter hates you, remember when--

i was reluctant to set aside the book until i'd finished the show but i can't deny that it is fun to read treasure island as a blacksailshead. someone would be like "yarrr remember the good times we had upon the walrus mateys..." and i'd be like that's not true. that's lies. nobody was having a good time on the walrus.

tattoo on the inside of the forearm that says SILVER TOLD THE TRUTH

if you spoke to lestat or louis about your pain, they would say, "your pain? what about MY pain?" but if you spoke about your pain to armand he would say "let me lobotomize you and you will never feel pain again." he has a solution-based mindset and we could all learn from him.

armand, his eyes enormous: you MOCK armand? you make fun of his traumas on the stage? oh! oh! suicide for the band! suicide for the band for One Thousand Years!!!!

my daughter was my sister was my throw pillow was my waitress

disabled ppl we need to start lying to nosy people okay? you tell me i'm too young to need a cane and i will tell you point blank that maybe you should tell that to the guy who ran me over. you don't get an explanation of my health issues you get lies and depending on how much of an asshole i want to be that lie will be anything from a humble car crash to a 1 billion lions attack. mind yr business.

"i could never live like that" well maybe you'll have to because this happened overnight. yeah you heard me i was the most able bodied man in the world but then one morning bam i woke up disabled. yeah you could have that too. there's no cure either you'll just wake up one morning and now you have to live like me

"what happened" well have you ever seen looney tunes? yeah an anvil landed on me and squished me flat.