but there's one thing we can steal

today i learned that the finnish word for ‘hazardous waste’ is ongelmajäte, which can also translate as ‘problematic garbage’ and my roommate and i immediately agreed this is a word that belongs on tumblr.

Your fave is ongelmajäte

in german it’s Sondermüll which means special trash and that too belongs on tumblr

One man’s ongelmajäte is another man’s sondermüll.

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

it's so important to post about black sails every single day because what if people forget

black sails really a show like nothing else bc why am i sitting here eating a bowl of soup and suddenly thinking "girl the t'gallants"

had the genuine thought « it’s t’gallants tuesday » today. girl tf you mean.

Black sails is such a beautiful show if you like seeing astonishingly hot gay people make the worst possible most terrible decisions over and over again rather than confess to a single coherent thought or emotion regarding gender or sexuality, often quite literally on pain of death

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

Is it licking boots?

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

on one hand, silver killing flint is great because he spends the rest of his life lying to madi and waiting for her to trust and believe him again but she never will. on the other hand, silver leaving flint with thomas means one day flint will look in the mirror and wonder if the comfort has grown stale and he's casting about in the dark for some proof that he mattered and finding none and he'll know that he gave it away in that moment on that island with silver

i love when people on the internet get denied stuff and you find the most innovative minds of the generation dedicated to making goddamn sure other people get what they want come hell or high water

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid