peaches & cream

Wait, I thought you were joking

That's one of the best things about older comics. They weren't joking.

Yet, at the same time, they were joking so much harder than any of us

There was an art to it.

dracula lying on the couch flipping through tourist guides to england is so funny. every dracula adaptation should include that scene

How horrible and ironic and tragic is this that the first thing L tells Light after he screams in pain and regained his memories was “Anyone would have been scared after seeing that monster”

i tend not to take museum photos of things unless i think i can take a good one, and this was in a glass case so it had a lot of glare, but the sargent exhibit at the met has the only know photograph of madame x before he repainted the shoulder strap and seeing that for the first time in my life made me feel like my body was made of static

light yagami is so funny. scary bone guy shows up in his room and light is like aaa! and falls off his chair and is so scared (normal reaction to scary bone guy) but then he's like ah... scary bone guy... i'm not surprised... i have been expecting you... um no. come on dude. don't lie. we all saw that. scary bone guy saw that. you fell off your chair stupid style. own it man it's okay.

when your stomach is really mad at you and you're not sure which one of your fourteen unhealthy lifestyle choices is causing it

somehow my app bugged and cut the last nine words off so I thought op was a cow or something

theo van gogh was the one who suggested that his older brother vincent start seriously painting. as soon as theo was gainfully employed he gave vincent around 15% of his own yearly salary for art supplies, lodging, and food. about 2/3rds of vincent's surviving letters were to theo (including vincent's earliest and last letters), all of which were found stored in theo's desk. theo's child, vincent willem, was born on january 31st, 1890, and vincent was so delighted by his nephew that he painted almond blossoms for him. vincent shot himself half a year later on july 29th, 1890. theo's distress at his brother's death worsened his syphilis symptoms and he died half a year after his brother on january 25th, 1891 (four days before vincent willem's first birthday). theo was reburied next to vincent in auvers-sur-oise at the request of theo's wife johanna.

reverse suicide note where everyone you write on it dies

wait

u survive literally every single event in your life & still every time a new event happens you feel like this is the event that will kill you and that you will never move on from but actually you will continue to survive like you always have bc u have a 100% win rate of surviving events. btw