Just Take A Breath That’s Enough

jung wooyoung is the clingiest man alive. he loves when you drape your legs over his while watching tv. he lives for walking with his hand in your back pocket. he'd give his soul for five more minutes of cuddles in the morning. especially on mornings like these.

you're both heavy with sleep, bodies draped around one another. your chests pressed together with your arms around his shoulders and his hands rubbing your waist as he ruts into you lazily. your foreheads rest together, heavy breaths panted against each others lips. "i want you closer." he says, a groggy whisper before he licks his lips. "i need you closer."

"we can't get any closer, baby," you try to satiate him by squeezing him in your arms, but he only pouts.

"let me in your skin," he dips his head and nuzzles your neck, making you laugh breathlessly. "let's meld together forever."

"how about you just cum inside me?"

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

1. borrowing misery from future

2. carrying grief of the past