Stuff and Things

just ask that person out, the worst thing they can say is an esoteric incantation that topologically inverts your body

And also the indestructibility of that woman's ankles

No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.

big fan of telling people "have fun" when they say theyre going to the restroom

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

(to the tone of creep by radiohead) but i'm asleep. on mypillow

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