White Rabbit Loveposting

Me, pointing to the mirror: Do NOT become The Joker about this. This isn’t even a Condiment Man situation.

i know we're meant to have a rule of not fighting another heroes villains or whatever but i swear to fuck i thought he was sandman. i dont know what clayface was doing in new york in the first place

HIM TOO?? i thought that was dr connors who the fuck is "killer croc"

at least my villain black cat is reliable and wont turn out to be some other incredibly similar rogue from gotham.....

I think peter parker can never ever invite anyone over to his apartment- not because he's embarrassed it's a studio with no tables or chairs or w/e, but bc he impulsively buys every piece of spider themed decor he comes across, and it's not subtle, and if someone stepped a single toe in there they'd have his secret identity figured out before the door closed

If you want to write a parody of mainstream superhero comics, you need to go into it with the full understanding that mere grotesquerie will get you nowhere. There is no level of vulgar hyperbole that will surpass the excesses of the genuine article. There's an actual, published DC supervillain whose deal is he jerked off so much that his hands phased into another dimension, and in his dreams he can visit a magic tree that bears gloves instead of fruit which he can telekinetically "wear", and each glove gives him a different set of super powers.

silver age comic cover of jimmy olsen, bedridden, superman dangling a vial of green fluid labeled "CURE FOR HIV" out a window, laughing gleefully

If the lettering is by S. Rosen then he wrote that like he used his hands and pen to write that he was 100% on board especially with that last bit

it's not "double texting", it's called monologuing and it's a time honored tradition in the supervillain community.