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imagine if you woke up and your name was your url and you looked exactly like your icon

#become bug #FRANZ KAFKA?!#fuck hes also Czech #[nods in Czech]

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turing-tested

zizibutik

if a terf even looks at this they will die in seven days just to clarify

micdotcom

Watch: It’s your right to share your salary, not doing so could be holding you back.

annakie

At my last company, one day someone in accounting approached me at lunch and quietly told me I need to ask for a raise because I was way underpaid.

They gave me a number to shoot for. It was about twice than what I had been making at the time.

So I went online, did some research, found some figures backing up my claim, put it all together and went to my boss.

I got what I asked for.

If it hadn’t been for that person in accounting telling me I was way underpaid, I’d have never known. I went from barely scraping by to being able to have a savings account and getting all my debts paid thanks to them.

You should at least check sites like salary.com to start the process of seeing what you should be making.

brianadeshe

Because this is crucially important

gayforbagels

Except for the fact that 90% of the time you are under contract not to talk about your salary otherwise the company can sue you. Every job I’ve had I’ve had to sign that I won’t discuss my pay with other employees otherwise my employment is terminated and the company will take legal action.

kintatsujo

It’s actually illegal for companies to forbid wage discussion, they’re just counting on you not knowing your rights.

dragongirltitties

wow its a good thing companies always follow the law and never lie

shakespeareofficialaccount

make a salad but your contribution is the object nearest to you

tag people if u want idk

i'll start:

UNO CARDS

the-blood-son-robin

Bucket 😭

Atleast we got smth to put the stuff in

And this is open, literally anyone is free to join

But here are my recent favourites

@blackbat-batgirl @thegirlblunder-spoiler @redhoodisalive @raedhood @xxdickiebirdxx @nightwing-xoxo-again @reality-of-prime @the-revenantknight @glitterweirdo

reality-of-prime

Shoe rack. WOW

@dapotatoking277 @the-thunderstar-heir @formerglory25 @silverpenguin13 @polockski

polockski

Car door

@nyx-is-the-blank-canvas uhhh whoever else

nyx-is-the-blank-canvas

My younger brother???????

@m-ozzy @lemedstudent2021 @ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead and open tags!

ihavehomework2dobutimhereinstead

oh uhm

my cat…

@stargazin-on-mars @bugwolfsstuff @literallylink--who-tf-is-ravioli

bugwolfsstuff

my earphone

@random-indian-girl @king-of-the-underworld-13

random-indian-girl

The tears of Nerakhis musical...

@thatchaoticbookworm , @obsessivebookwormalert

thatchaoticbookworm

the song of achilles @obsessivebookwormalert @girl-on-the-subway @shenanigan42 @shaethecrow @miasago @p3rpetual-moti0n

miasago

My magnesium lotion

@fancysheepnacho @souperache

fancysheepnacho

My notebook

@obsessivebookwormalert @coffee--spill @the-one-and-only-piper-offical

coffee--spill

Raccoon plushie 🥹

Open tags

your-local-blackhole

cucumbers

snacking on cucumber slices finally paid off :D

@cats-and-space @th3b3autyofth3y3llowflow3rs @the-dragonian @unan-zin @weedleysnumberonefan @yourfavoritecuntist + anyone else who wants to join

the-dragonian

an empty magic the gathering commander deck box.

@pukicho @evil-pukicho-real-offical @anonmous-offical @dragon-in-a-fez @teabooteboot @the-grim-reaper-offical @the-randomest-of-usernames

the-grim-reaper-offical

A Mac and cheese sock

Open tags

dehydratedtransformer

random loose sticky notes covered in writing

huh, okay then

@00venator @ratwithatophat @jannahamma @purple-dinosaur27 +anyone else

00venator

One (1) boogger so you all get my cold.

wizardtimemf

Phone

@orcboxer @clueless-romantics @machathemany @disasterclassbutch + anyone else

disasterclassbutch

roasted sweet potato, hey theres some food in this salad!

@femmour idk who to tag literally anyone pls cont if u wanna

femmour

cetaphil moisturizer, guys we're all gonna get poisoned

@spacebeatlesips @girl-on-the-subway @bea-yotch @finnjareau-prentiss @affectionatealbatross @delicatezombiewasteland @madmax-offficial @rennysglowinthedarkstars @rockingpolkadots @prettygourlave @thevalkyrieflies @sydsquid0708 @butchboything @ratinapartyhat guys im sorry i cant think of more moots :( ily all

rennysglowinthedarkstars

An appetizing box,

Of staples.

@rareshiphellresidents @liamoffline @torio12539 @rotmilkbride @rory-writes13 @theoneandonlyneonleon I can’t remember names so open tags

torio12539

My drawing tablet

@animadi888 @trigona-necrophaga @sleepdeprivedphilosopher101 @artemis-light @call-me-chips

chips-rb

Box of timbits

@yapofalltrades @lucius-the-scapegoat

yapofalltrades

Literally also a box of timbits.

@supremeorphan @inedibleplastic @bluedancer9000

supremeorphan

i have many items near me rn. so uhhh i contribute various items: Pure Leaf Lemon Iced Tea [like 85% consumed lol]

My phone

My cane

Various keys for students lol

#tag game

tmblrapprovedtiktoks

isthereaduck

There is now a duck in this post.

#THAT WAS SO SMOOTH?!?!?!#IM SO MAD #NOT CAUSE LESBIANS [sits here in lesbian]#BUT BECAUSE I COULD NEVER BE AS SMOOTH #CONGRATS GIRLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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was clocked as queer at the local bookstore by the employee at the desk [her name is Rose :D] when she casually invited me to the local Pride meetup LOL like thank u Rose. I shall be there AS LONG AS I'M NOT WORKING ;A;

#~fellow queer folk~#yaaaaaaay #edit:#and the thing i reblogged right after i posted this??#yes.#lesbians.#because i am nothing but consistent.

yesterdaysprint

The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 9, 1924

thank-you-everyone-deactivated2

whoever wrote this paper has the funniest phrasing possible

the-wave-finally-broke

happy turtle bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river day for those who celebrate

charlesoberonn

Happy centennial to the turtle who bit off a cop’s toe in the hudson river

i-hate-gcse-english-lit-offical

102 years since the best event ever

ferriswheelaccident

happy 102nd birthday to the most important newspaper article ever

glowwormcentral-deactivated2021

[lawyer voice] mothers and fuckers of the jury-

hellenhighwater

DO YOU KNOW HOW OFTEN I THINK ABOUT THIS POST??? IM IN LAW SCHOOL THIS POST IS GOING TO RUIN MY LIFE

toontwink

reblog to ruin a law student’s life

theshitpostcalligrapher

oh hello you’ve returned to us

youhaveaguineapigwhere

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

youhaveaguineapigwhere

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

themostrandommoon

happy april

youhaveaguineapigwhere

Sincerely, fuck you.

hermitrad

its christmas

ferriswheelaccident

merry three days until christmasmas

babcia has something for u........

#consume beet #babcia beet #<--- yeah thats her name now idk #shitpost

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@mccarrotkarkat here. karkat with baby carrot horns.

#karkat vantas #homestuck #edit

one....? [1] single.....one [1]

#all the single carrots #all the single carrots x2 #NOW DUNK IN THE RANCH!!!#shitpost

dattoad

It took a lot longer than it deserves

ferriswheelaccident

snap back to reality

ope there goes gravity *dull wet thud*

supremeorphan

blob fish

waow thank you for the cuppa

i would also be delighted to argue further about the pronunciation of pee can with you lol

PEH CAHN lol

if i put milk and sugar in my tea will i be thrown into the sea by the general British population

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nightshade-the-demon-deactivate

I want to _____ you.

uncaging-the-chaos-deactivated2

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

eye4aye-blog

I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

willemscream

I was just reblogging for the above post I didn’t think I’d get any

dutchster

apparently you guys want to do a lot of different things with/to me

eerie-was-i-deactivated20250218

Okay, guys. Go ahead. I know what’s coming.

pomegranateandivy-deactivated20

*cautiously reblogs this*

kikokay-k-deactivated20220521

I’m gonna have an empty ask box…Aren’t I? *rolls on floor*

plateapus

Go for it :)

evil-bread-offical

Do it!!!

b0ys-will-be-bugs-right

nobody’s gonna see this

i never get asks lol

drumsticks-offical2

Why does this have one million reblogs

Eh I’ll do it for fun and games

ferriswheelaccident

sure I’ll reblog this

@supremeorphan @gerardsguitar @imapuppetqueer @amoebaporn @ladystardust26 @ anyone else

tilthat

TIL in 1915, San Diego hired a “rain maker” who used a secret mix of chemicals to “attract rain” for $10,000, payable if he filled their reservoir. It rained for most of January, destroying bridges, dams, and causing 20 deaths.

via reddit.com

armedandgayngerous

that was the Devil

general-thinks

I mean they wanted rain

northerlygale-deactivated202307

His name was Charles Hatfield and I’m not saying that you shouldn’t make a deal with him, but I am saying that you should be very clear about the terms and conditions

prokopetz

I think we need to fully appreciate the fact that the reason he “looks like the Devil” is that many depictions of the Devil in American popular media are specifically caricatures of this guy. Like, imagine being a con man and fucking up your hustle so badly that for more than a century afterwards people start drawing the Devil to look like you.

mrbrainrot

the council refused to pay him, because the rains had also caused $3.5 million in damages. if they paid him, he would be admitting he was responsible, and would be liable for the damages. he sued them, but the courts ruled that no money would change hands because the rain had been an act of god, meaning he was not responsible.

what an insane series of facts

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