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Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lecter in Hannibal (2013-2015)
doctor who + moments that get me every time 20/?: vincent and the doctor (5.10)
where do you think van gogh rates in the history of art?
Giant animatronic dinosaur outside bbc hq! Wow! Credits: BBC
Justice League Dark: Apokolips War (2020)

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Hey fam’,
As a lot of you have noticed I had been hacked, I haven’t been able to access my account for over a month or so, so thank you for bearing with me and sending all those messages about it.
Sadly have lost a fair amount of followers so it would be appreciated if y’all could reblog to let everyone know we all good would be really appreciated. New posts coming soon !
We are back to Hp content y’all !
also consider: LOTR but hobbits have Tapeta Lucidum
Boromir gets the fright of his life their first night on the road
Boromir: *glances over his shoulder* ??!!!!???!!
Hobbits:
Hobbits: what
i will never get over that you used an image of raccoons for this purpose because it is incredibly accurate
LOTR au but instead of hobbits literally raccoons
Gandalf: well this raccoon found the ring and has been carrying it around. unfortunately we can’t take it off him or he gets very bite-y. so I figure, the raccoon is the ringbearer now
Elrond: what are those other three raccoons doing here
Gandalf: he brought his buddies. I call this one ‘Merry’
TRASH PANDA HOBBITS
@auraboo THE LEGACY OF FATTY MCFAT LIVES ON
Aragorn: *watching Frodo & Sam scamper off in the direction of Mordor* our hopes lie with those raccoons now
Legolas: do they… know where they are going
Aragorn: I sure hope so
Faramir: father why is this raccoon in the livery of the citadel
Denethor: haha doesn’t he look precious
Elfhelm: Dernhelm, is that a raccoon in your bag?
Dernhelm: *sweating nervously* Uh no, sir.
Eowyn, later: And I said no, you know, like a liar.
Denethor: WHY did you let a raccoon go off with the Ring??
Faramir: ….it just seemed like the right thing to do
Gandalf: he scratched you up real good huh
Faramir: ……………gouged my FUCKING arm and bit me on my face
Witch King: no living man can kill me - AUGH FUCK, RACCOON, RACCOON ON MY LEG ARGHHHH
Eowyn: *stab*
Wraiths break into the room at the prancing pony: *UnHoLy ScReEcHiNg*
Trash Panda Hobbits:
Wraiths: Oh, what the fuck, whAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!
Treebeard: Baroom, humm, where are my small, impatient friends?
Merry and Pippin:
Don’t go where I can’t follow, Mr. Frodo.
~~~~~~The Hobbit interlude~~~~~~
Thorin: You’re the burgular.Go on and…burgle something! Bilbo:
Saruman: Well since some fucking TREES took over Isengard I guess I’ll take over The Shire. Farmer Maggot and ever other Halfling down to the Sacksville-Bagginses:
Funniest thing I’ve ever reblogged.
I came here to be alone, Alana. If you wouldn’t mind.
- @jistring
PUT YOUR HAND IN THAT CRACK
AND YOU WONT GET IT BACK
WHEEEEN THE JAWS OPEN WIDE
AND THERE’S MORE JAWS INSIDE
WHEN IT SWIMS ON A REEF
AND HAS TWO SETS OF TEETH
WHEN IT JUMPS FROM THE MUCK
AND YOU SCREAM “WHAT THE FUCK!?”
– @kyshaashreen: i miss david tennant whats he up to these days
– @georgiaEtennant: @kyshaashreen Currently searching for the remote control that one of the kids has hidden. Again.

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14x16 - Don’t Go In The Woods
Critical Role's The Legend of Vox Machina reunites your favorite D&D heroes for a professional-quality animated special!
Supernatural star Mark Sheppard has confirmed that his father, TV, film and Broadway veteran William Morgan Sheppard died on Sunday evening
He was a wonderful character actor who first gave me chills in Marat Sade on stage and as the evil Zito in MacGyver. RIP sir, and bravo.

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- Okay, so he’s vanished into thin air.