Mandatory Whimsy

not to be dramatic... but every time you let AI decide something for you, you're giving away your free will, and you lose a little bit of sovereignty over your body and mind

the prince has begun practicing curtseying in the mirror. which could mean nothing.

we have good news and bad news, my liege. the good news is that we now know what that curtsying was about: you will be pleased to know that, after several heartfelt conversations between your child, the court jesters and a myriad of singing woodland creatures, you are now the parent of a proud and joyful new princess. the bad news is that, due to a series of events related to the dragon-sized hole in her bedchamber wall,

pretty sure you’re literally the only person who understood my vision on this accursed post

RIP to everyone killed by the gods for their hubris but im different. and better. maybe even better than the gods

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

Work chapstick. Car chapstick. Nightstand chapstick. Bathroom chapstick. Jacket pocket chapstick.Bag chapstick. You have to be prepared.

saying cats don't contribute to the household is slander: they do have a job and it's going into mystery crevices and collecting all the cobwebs on their stupid little head

Silksong (2025) is the long awaited sequel to the popular indie metroidvania Hollow Knight. In it, the player follows the half-god protagonist Hornet as she answers the question, “What if spiders invented Catholicism?” The answer may shock you.

My dream job is to run a cozy little bookshop, but without worrying about having to succeed as a small business. So basically a money laundering front where I get to read