I have no idea what i'm doing

holy shit this dude is killing it

Found the comedian, his name is Andy Huggins and here's his NPR interview

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

Lets hear it for Malicious Compliance

*filming literal mold* “There is a bit of a damp problem…” The signs saying “DON’T BUY THIS” are a beautiful touch.

Now if Iron Lung the movie gets a Blu-ray release, I suggest adding in the director's commentary starting with "Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier..." and also Markiplier in the corner.

Your pinecones appear disgruntled

it would be better if we had an animal that hunts us for food so that anxiety over things like emails could be put into perspective

I am CRYING with laughter

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

"how do you tell the difference between a whippet and an italian greyhound" simple. look at it head on. if it looks like a dog it's a whippet. if it's making a face like you've just threatened it with a firearm, it's an iggy