a broken link is a kind of dead wife

trying to explain why i like horror to people who don’t: ok so you know how it’s fun to be deeply disturbed and unsettled

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

hey.. two people were asking about you… so i gave them your address and phone number… their names were Skeletal Warrior and Skeletal Ice Mage

reading dnis is a great way to learn words that no one has ever used and might not even be real

My doctor insists i cant eat clown food and that its bad for me

What even is clown food?

The food that they feed clowns to keep them docile and colorful

Learning And Growing Dot Com

Forward Slash Healing

person (non-practicing)

every bad thing in the entire world is due to the dark sorcerer if we just kill the dark sorcerer i bet everything will be amazing something amazing will happen

I saw an elf on a trailcam once but i kept it to myself

"sound of the summer is this song" WRONG. its cicadas

Me if i was a Sports commentator: okay so i would have done everything differently there at that moment. And correctly

this isn't the gif i thought it would be .

Feel Cold Yet ?