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At least I don't have a tumblr

glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts

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if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it

normalize whistling as a love language

wait oh my god

I’m so sorry women I meant this in an autistic way

Bitches love my boyish charm and thousand yard stare

umm are you girl nonbinary or boy nonbinary or the third one

Hey, sad fucks from twitter.

does anyone know how to make a desicion

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife

It’s time for me to move on from like everything

am i being a little bitch about it or am i actually allowed to be hurt by that: a novel by me

despite all my dread i am still just a girl in a bed

i'm such a friend lover. i genuinely believe that my friends are the coolest funniest loveliest most ridiculously joyous people out there! im biased as hell!! i think theyre all rad! and the universe just so happened to slip all these beloved people into my orbit! and vice versa!! wtf!

Tengo curiosidad por tu curiosidad por mí.

buildings are women. beautiful women

I am on vacation in the nightmare realm

Yo wowah dude he's really in a basement with no shoes on? The fuck!!!?

I took my shoes off to have scary sex with your mom

Why you posting feet pics for free

I am a generous lover