sexy and unaware

Some of you people don’t clean the lint tray in between loads and I can tell jsut by the way you post

fuck does lint have to do w bustin loads LOL

oh like clothes

This post was laid like a trap in the grass for unsuspecting animals like you to wander by and prove that cum comes before laundry on tumblr dot org

Angel on my left shoulder telling me to do good. Devil on my right shoulder telling me to do bad. Rat on my head teaching me how to cook

and does the rat itself not have shoulders…. much to consider here.

onion rings but it goes to voicemail

my number one skill is being sooo cute and my number two skill is the ancient curse

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

It doesn’t matter if you’re gay, weird or stupid. You matter.

what happens if im all 3?

All three??

Really?

the curse is lifted! you are no a beast no more! congratulations! but you'll never forget the way they looked at you, will you.

“gentle reminder-” VIOLENT FORGET !!! ❌

my silly little jester costume for the play I’m in is so fire you all wish you were me

no one has ever jingle jangled like I’m jingle jangling now

post cancelled they de-belled my costume for sound design reasons

Neutered

I love actually this