:-)

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia

really hilarious and unsexy when hetero romantasy authors refer to love interests as males and females. you sound like david attenborough narrating a special documentary on two turtles humping in the mud

i don't care if he's the king of the fae. if that man called me a desirable female i'd have him gelded

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

i bless the bonnie over africa

The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus over all the Earth’s bodies of water

the bonnie is merely moving very fast, perhaps at hypersonic velocity, relative to the singer

i be like “never again” and guess what i did? agained

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

this is the single best description i have ever heard for a cat

thoughts have to be tilted in order to go into the right part of brain for solve

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

my bedsheet is pregnant and it's. the rest of my laundry