:-)

surely the conses wont quence

at the grocery store getting mad at the fruit and vegetables for thinking so highly of themselves when just a few years ago they came home with me for 99 cents

gonna have to become a dark broody rich and handsome mafia leader and walk by the isle teasingly, what are you shivering for baby girl? the grocery water spray too cold or you just happy to see me now that I'm not unemployed and broke

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

the anniversary of library paste man’s death is in four days.

One hundred and ten years ago to the day. Amazing. Incredible.

RIP😔🙏📚🍯

I have GOT to stop spending $30

COME BACK

Basically I like when there’s garlic and onion

"Scientific fraud doesn't make sense, why would you claim you can turn mercury into gold when everyone can see you can't" well because the vast vast vast majority of scientific fraud is not Elizabeth Holmes Theranos level chicanery but instead juicing the numbers (or the Western blots) to make the results more statistically significant in what is otherwise a fairly minor & straightforward paper

I love Doris and she is so cute but also she looks so much like Teddy Roosevelt sometimes that I can't help but laugh

My mans unlocked a higher level of synesthesia