Blonde Superman

You can’t let this stupid ass evil world rob you of your vibe don’t let them do that to u

I think hrt should also give you lycanthropy if you want it to

🫡🫡🫡Men With Big Tits and Big Man Tits Appreciators on the front line in the war against Man Tits Dysphoria🫡🫡🫡

salmon slammin slumberin

i hate concert ticket prices why can’t i just get a free ticket for liking a band so much

is the world really such a terrible place? yesterday i asked if oat milk was extra and the barista said yes so i said ok just regular milk then and when she gave me my chai latte she whispered “i used oat milk ;)” doesnt that make u want to live another day?

here is my life philosophy: next week there might be someone ahead of you in line at the store who’s short a quarter and you have a quarter and you can give it to them. if you weren’t there, they’d have to put something back. the week after that you could be getting lunch and the waiter might ask if you want some pancakes someone else ordered and never picked up. you could find someone’s lost cat. you could watch someone’s bag while they go to the restroom. there are so many ways you are going to touch other people’s lives and they are going to touch yours and there’s no way to know when it’s going to happen. so you have to keep living!!! i wouldn’t want to die knowing that tomorrow the barista will give me free oat milk just to be nice. 

I was not meant to be a person I was meant to listen to music on the bus

i uh. did it again compadres. 4 am uquiz to see what type of protagonist you are, tell me what you get in the tags!

nobody gets it. eyebags are charming and attractive. dark circles rule