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ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

im not a girl Unless ☝️ im being told to go piss

constantly trying to see the inherent good in people is a humiliation ritual that i continue to willingly participate in

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

why am i not a humble rockfish living in a breathtaking kelp forest. i could have been the first salt water vertebrate with a personality disorder but no instead i am on land where there are emails and the stock market. it's just so unfair

writing is just sitting in front of a computer and making up problems for imaginary people while ignoring your own. fun and casual hobby.

feels like a real step back that with all the sexual freedom available to us we moved to Hookup Culture instead of Having Sex With Friends Culture

Kiss the homies. Hold the homies. Make love to the homies. Then play smash.

*nods sagely* smash bros and then Smash Bros

I want "everyone is the expert in their own identity" on a poster