the funniest part of seeing someone start reading through asoiaf is watching them organically land on asking "why doesn't everybody just... destroy the iron islands"

Canonically it's happened four times but nobody ever finishes the job completely, and magically the treeless islanders get more ships and repopulate each time after staying meek for like three centuries

they use chud magic to manifest a meat tree

Come on now. He would prioritize the ring. I would prioritize my child.

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

the ability to "cum" seems like a really useful literary device and its glad that doesnt happen in the real world

speaking from a place of privilege (good url)

some of you should not be reblogging this

I believe authors should be cryptic and unhelpful in the interpretation of their own work or even act like they’re dead and never comment on it ever

every time you make art of any kind, a stat that is not visible to the player goes up. also, this is the most important stat in the game

does singing in the shower count as art

does a strong as fuck ice mummy have ice powers

does writing fanfiction count as art

don't make me say the mummy thing again

they cut my scene

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

formative years? aren’t they all?

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse