caveman with a mug that says “don’t talk to me until coffee has been discovered”

it finally happened. Dropped one of my earbuds down a bottomless pit. Gone forever

Why were you hanging out next to bottomless pits? Sorry for your loss btw

i sort packages at work. Some of them we have to put in a really big hole so their gone forever im pretty sure this has happened to everyone’s mail at some point

interesting… what kind of crimes does a package have to do to make it go in a big pit and gone forever?

it’s a today’s lucky winners situation

realizing that the online sphere and especially tumblr is NOT a good sample for ‘what everyone thinks’ is so, so, so good for your mental health and moral OCD. i swear to god. realizing that you don’t have to live your actual life like you’re being hunted for sport because the average tumblr user will hunt you for sport for wording something slightly weird or engaging in the wrong stuff or whatever is so incredible. like no you’re actually not fucked up and evil for not donating or for watching that one indie cartoon or questioning a post that everybody is agreeing with. that’s just tumblrs georg making you feel that way

@commodityproduction

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

Do you think good stuff can still happen to me

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

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