we have a very healthy victim/abuser relationship, actually, thanks for asking

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

you can't say "hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby" on a poll with a 60/40 split. that's hydrogen bomb vs regular bomb

Pipe bomb versus somewhat smaller pipe bomb.

Hydrogen baby va coughing bomb

getting dick from the olive garden waitress and she's putting it in little by little like "say when"

getting pussy from the olive garden waitress and its obvious that they just microwaved that shit in the back

it doesn't matter which country we're talking about here, if someone from any country in the world says "oh where i am from there is simply no racism", you not only shouldn't believe them, but you should actually never take them seriously about anything ever again.

thank god for breasts *remembers im atheist* thank science for breasts

"Brick shithouse" gotta be one of my fave body type descriptions.... so confusing to translate