If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

"There's no platonic explanation for this" <-you need to be nicer to your friends. Right now

if you think showing ur kids harry potter will radicalize them u are wrong and u should just instead watch a bug’s life and chicken run. there are gays in there, even. no not “canonically,” shut up, i’m old and in my day we simply UNDERSTOOD when a chicken was a lesbian or a stick bug was a gay man with the telepathic connection between our massive gay brains like the baby geniuses. i took a benadryl

stop reblogging this post OP has a foot fetish

wawawawawawa. Very nice noises

Do NOT put me in the queue. I do NOT approve of time travel and! it makes my hair frizzy!!

Putting you in for 2 years in the future.

My Gandalf, you really did...

Angry Gamers (capitol G) will look at a new trailer, invent a way cooler and more epic version of it, and then think that cooler and more epic version is Bad, somehow

Man imagine a GTA where you play as a trans woman sex worker forced into increasingly dangerous situations, surviving and slowly thriving through crimes and heists of escalating stakes, slowly overcoming and eventually overthrowing those who wronged you in both the justice system and the criminal underworld

Maybe game studios should have one of these Gamers on their team to torture. The angrier this Gamer gets the further the rest of the team pushes. If this Gamer is violent with rage by the end of a brainstorming session it's considered successful.

They could keep him in a little terrarium

music jon bois plays before revealing the Arizona Cardinals didn't make the playoffs

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian