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i'm obsessed with this overexposed picture of my cat in my dads arms looking up at him with what you would think is adoration but if you look closer you see it is not love in her eyes but murder

zouffle

proof

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new depop ads are just "wanna be rich? sell all of your belongings!!"

how isn't he dead yet

charaznablescanontoyota

words of wisdom from wikipedia this evening

#ok how do i get out of the hole then

maxknightley

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

maxknightley

one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."

the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."

#sometimes even the author looks back on it like wow why Did i do that #re sam raimi evil dead tree rape scene

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corporationkills

now who kicked all those springs under the fridge

#she looks so sad that you found them

finnglas

when i was a tiny baby queer (aka a 24-year-old), i went to my first pride festival probably three months after i kicked ex-gay therapy to the curb and came out to my parents. being the people they are, my parents came with me. they weren’t really sure about this whole gay thing, but they loved me and wanted me to be safe and happy and wanted to be involved in what was important to me, so they came along. (i also think my mother still might have thought i might get drugged or murdered or beaten by a protester of which there were plenty.)

anyway i wanted a memento of my first pride, you know, and this one vendor was selling keyrings, and i liked it, so i bought one. do you remember those italian charm bracelets that were all the rage like 10-15 years ago? it was a keychain like that, and it had a rainbow rooster, a rainbow cat, and then just a rainbow, and so I bought it.

i run into my mom a couple of vendors over and she goes oh you bought something? what’d you get? so i showed her, and i was like, “I’m not sure why it’s a rooster and a cat. Seems kind of random. But I liked the rainbows.”

and my mom, who was some form of minister’s wife for most of my childhood and teenagerhood, stares at me like she thinks i’m joking.

“What?” i say.

“…it’s a cock and a pussy, Jules,” she says flatly, and that is the story of how i died at the age of 24 while attending my first pride festival.

finnglas

I love how every June this one gets dug up and passed around again, lmao.

finnglas

oh no is this what we’re doing now

finnglas

…relic…

*crumbles and blows away on the wind*

lifeafterpsychiatry

If you're comfortable accusing anyone of faking disability, you're not a real ally to disabled people

teaboot

One time when I was a kid a group of girls and I had to treat another student for hypothermia by ourselves because she had so many invisible health issues that the adults we asked for help didn't believe us. The student in question was actively hallucinating. When I finally ran for help the people I grabbed were slow as shit to respond, casually joking about how "dramatic" the person in question was.

The kid was picked up by an ambulance 30 minutes later.

Now as an adult working in security I get SO MANY folks- upper-middle aged mostly- coming to me to 'rat out' people they think are faking it.

I was once sent into a bathroom because a client demanded that the "fucker won't get out, so good drag them out"- I was NEVER going to do that, so I did a wellness check instead. You know who it was? A person recently released from the hospital after a car accident. They had a hole in their skull and major hearing loss. They couldn't answer the owner because they couldn't HEAR the owner.

Another time about a homeless man who got around town by kicking the ground from his wheelchair. "You know he doesn't actually need that thing, his legs work fine, it's just for pity points"- Oh, so he's not paralyzed, his wheelchair is performative? Funny story Dale, I actually know that guy, he was backed over by a truck and has chronic pain from his shattered pelvis. But sure, let's make him stand up and walk everywhere so nobody feels too bad for him and tries to help him or something.

"She doesn't need that scooter, I've seen her get out of it."

"Look how fat he is, because he just rides around and refuses to get up."

"She doesn't really need that cane- she comes here without it all the time"

Sincerely, truly, from the bottom of my heart- as someone who isn't physically disabled but hears this shit all the time- fuck off

#you're not doing anyone any favors by assuming faking #you aren't protecting 'real' disabled people by 'calling out fakers'#you're making us have to perform our very worst to be believed by the world

"ai is allowing humans to do things they never could before!!!" and it's just generating porn of any woman or child posted on elon musk's x

#everything ai can do it has learned from humans who have already done things

remember when craft fairs didn't have like 3 or 4 different booths full of the same 3d printed garbage

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when you die they send you a two factor authentication to get into heaven now

hydrachea

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

#are you sureeee you want to disable our super cool new helpful lie bot that tells you lies and lies to you?? pretty pleaseee talk to it #we put so much water into making it #this is the inevitable future!!! get used to it !!! even though everyone hates it and it's proving to be less and less effective

hydrachea

> turns on my computer

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> opens my email

> disables a new AI feature that was turned on by default

> launches a software

> disables a new AI fea

people will see a video of a disabled child on the internet and genuinely see no problem with commenting something that boils down to "have you considered killing your child?"

#they don't usually say that outright but you can tell that's what they mean #'wouldn't it just be easier for everyone if they could leave this world?'#'don't you think they would find more peace if they didn't have to struggle to live every day?'#things like that #it's fucking abhorrent #your child made me personally uncomfortable so instead of scrolling past i took time out of my day to write out a comment insinuating you #should put your child down like a sick dog and that you're cruel and selfish for 'forcing them to live like this'#i often think about a video of conjoined twins i saw who were playing and smiling and having fun #and every single fucking comment was calling the parents selfish for 'forcing them to live like that'#it was so upsetting

dude those disney cruise ship horns are the worst fucking thing i've ever heard in my life dear lord

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