When in doubt, C4

i was sent as a test to see if a doomed person could undoom themselves out of sheer will

Bet it feels good as fuck to be disassembled, cleaned and then reassembled as a firearm

this is why they shouldn’t have banned normal porn

no amount of cishets going to plapsburg could ever distract me from the cold certainty of steel

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

you are allowed to be wrong you are allowed to mess up you are allowed to be embarrassing.

Do NOT find inner peace, join my blood cult instead

honestly this whole revenge quest seems silly now that i've dug these two graves. turns out physical labor is a great way to work through feelings of anger.

it's just like they say. the best revenge is regular cardio and proper emotional management skills.

oh this is wonderful, someone already dug two graves for my revenge quest! now i can focus an ever-increasing amount of hatred and rage into self-destructive habits without release of physical labor!

does there become a point where im too eager for it to technically count as kidnapping

Oh, you think it's "adorable" that I fell asleep on your lap? Well, it's a mark of my utter contempt. That's how little I fear you.

I’ve officially decided my favorite relationship trope is “at first I was perpetually bothered by your mere existence but somewhere along the way you became my best friend and oh yeah I’m also in love with you.” Nothing else matters.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

Cops are here.

Casting lightning magic alone in the parking lot

well im fucking the cursed amulet. so mind your business

"isnt that an unhealthy power dynamic" no its a sex thing "arent you and the amulet growing codependent" no its a sex thing "isnt the amulet sucking your life force" no its a sex thing. god forbid people have kinks.