shiv-coded kendall-girl

www.yaoi.com/careers

”can mutuals dm” mutuals can harvest me for materials

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons

">_< but im scared of change!" <- girl who wishes everything was different

people throw in "not trying to be rude" at the end of the rudest thing you've ever heard as if they're trying to go "no homo" after sucking the balls too

umm i think your motion will be denied

love my hockey mutuals. occasionally poetry snippets or kafka quotes will cross my dash tagged "san jose sharks" and i have to think well i didn't watch it so who am i to judge. maybe franz kafka did write that about the san jose sharks

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin