my candy ass couldnt be a crab fisherman

trinity santos is a study in fandom misogyny because they gave her all the characteristics fandoms usually salivate for in men, being gruff, quippy and misunderstood with a tragic backstory but a heart of gold beneath it all. they put all this into her AND let her be a lesbian. she's everything you could ever want in a character but she's not a man so half the fandom either hates her or constantly mischaracterizes her as petty, callous and aggressive while doing mental gymnastics to baby the male characters around her

did you know that if you turn the word racecar around the other way you can spank it on its little ass

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

what's so fascinating about jopping is that it starts out with this massive instrumental and then the first words are I don't even care

How are my sweetie pees

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

Of course, it’s Sonic’s birthday today! (23rd of June)

A truthberry might make you tell the truth... But a lieberry? A lieberry will loan you books

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

STOP REBLOGGING I MEAN MUTUALS