might be a shitpost

My favorite banned terms on this site are "suicide prevention" and "safe sex"

Fuck nasty and kill yourself inmediately after

Salmon male grindset

what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

i’m really sorry about my behavior. you see, growing up, my family- *remembers blaming all my problems on other people is really annoying and unhealthy* i mean. i am responsible for all the evils of this world and i bear sins like the sky bears the stars

I'm trying to sleep and the bugs outside are buzzing at a certain cluster of wavelengths that reads to my brain as a human voice and whenever I let my focus shift it jumps to trying to hear what the gnat king has to say

I closed my window

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

everything is a horse if you are wrong about what things are

kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended it’s like. ohh i’m pregnant with your game. i’m playing and it’s yours

i don't think it's like that at all.

What do y’all mean by you can open orange with hands that thing is unbreakable what the hell

who the fudge changed ‘fudgers’ to ‘meaners’

WHO CHANGED IT FROM FUDGERS TO FUDGERS I WILL KISS THE POPSICLE DONT TICKLE ME JAMBOREE

I’m so happy to see one of my favorite posts back

I've discovered the worst game in human history. I call it Dog Toy Or Sex Toy, who wants in

How would this even be challenging? Are there dick-shaped chew toys?

Dog toy

D-dog...toy?

World Heritage Post

The fear in the second one is like someone realizing that the Russian Roulette game is being played with Real Bullets

so fucking stupid that meds literally work. "swallow this pebble it makes you think" hateful