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you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.

can i be completely real with you guys for a minute or are you going to kill me and murder me for speaking my truth online

despite it being probably my favorite animated work of all time, i cant watch 1952's award-winning cartoon masterpiece "Feed the Kitty" very often because the way the dog gets so so sad when he thinks his little kitty has been made into cookies makes me so upset that i start crying in real life

happy decade to the horrible beast i have wrought

I love the word "beeline." youre in such a hurry youre doing bug movement

A man being possessive is not "cute". Get that thing neutered already

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

and metal of body

Trans fems will see this and say hell yeah

just poured myself a delicious bowl of #cereal

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house