what the fuck

u used to be able to put a dvd in your computer. and then u could watch it

i'm always thinking of "why is his smile so radiant"

We should have a savory pop star. Pop music by and large is inseparable from candy metaphors both externally (music critics talk about "bubblegum" pop, or call a pop song "cotton candy") and internally (hundreds and hundreds of pop songs with lyrics that refer to candy or sweets). What if there was a pop star that was completely savory-themed. She's singing a sexy club song that's like oh oh ohhh I know you want this soyyy sauce or maybe she's singing a breakup ballad that's like loving youuuuu.... was like eating beef with bouillon cuuuuuubes...

is that… EDDIE FROM ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW??????

I'm trying to imagine a person that can recognize Eddie from Rocky Horror Picture Show at a glance but doesn't know that he was played by Meatloaf.

One of my favorite tropes is post apocalyptic towns being named after dilapidated signs with missing letters, like Novac (no vacancy) and Eaden (dead end). There’s something inexplicable about it

catch me in the city of fre shavaca do

big fan of whatever the youth is doing to torment scientology buildings

At least there’s one thing I can count on in this crazy mixed up world

oh there he is

Apolitically killing bandits and savages in my video game with no messages

asked the skyrim bandits why they were living in a cave and they explained the war effort has buried the economy so they can't find work and lost their homes. I use my shout to blast them across the cave and find a preeeetty nice sword among their belongings

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

as a child being told "the moon controls the tides" with no additional explanation was like. oh okay. you want me to believe in magic? you're talking about magic right now? okay. fine

[ID: Ink drawing of a snail using its eye stalks to look into a microscope. End ID.]

sticking his finger fully into his hot coffee just to feel something

Trad man got the Tie Seatbelt and the Cue Ball Gear Shift That Doesn't Move

regular driving is for losers, real trad men drift the whole way to work