good LORD the piss is flying all over the place in that comment section! If you're poor do NOT leave your house you're definitely gonna get caught in the crossfire.

How dare you say poor people shouldn't exist in public

Sprints at you fast as fuck

Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

This is why you shouldn't take off The Amulet to shower.

(snaps out of it) OH MY GOD WHAT HAVE I BEEN DOING!! HOLY JESUS CHRIST FUCK WHY DID NOBODY TRY TO STOP ME (eases back into it) ahhhh. yeah this feels right

This is why you shouldn't take off The Amulet to shower.

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

Every molecular biology and genetics class I have ever taken uses Huntington’s to demonstrate the tragedy and heartbreak genetic disorders can inflict on peoples lives. This is truly an amazing feat.

Everytime this gets a note when its nowhere near christmas I question my sanity just a little bit more

No, it is July, stop that, stop giving this notes, you guys have lost reblogging privileges

Did they let the fucking guy out

Put your harpy girl in a harness, then attach a big rope to the harness, then take her to the park and fly her like a kite

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Whats the problem

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he wasn’t even there to be a contestant he joined the crew as a CHINESE TEACHER but the directors noticed his good looks and begged him to compete. poor guy made it to the finals and if he had been one of the winners he would have been contractually forced to be in a boy band whether he wanted to or not

this is the closest any human being has ever come to actually being sold to One Direction

Got Too Focused during woodworking and didn't notice I'd cut myself (superficial injury, not serious) so now there's blood on everything that I need to clean up.

When you start working with wood, nobody warns you about all the Surprise Blood.

If you bandage the wound, clean up the Surprise Blood, take a break to let the bleeding stop, go back to work... guess what. New cut, more Surprise Blood. There is no escape from blood.

Real woodworkers drain all their blood before they start and just refill once they're done making what they needed.

so many "period" films come out but they always gotta have A-list celebrities and it's like. idk if you want to make something super atmospheric and immersive its hard for me to believe in what youre showing me when you have like. tom holland. im not gonna be like oh thats a guy from ancient greece im gonna be like Thats Tom Holland