This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

Well, are you?. We’re waiting.

There’s a lot to be umami about these days.

im completely addicted to Open Link in New Tab

if Open Link in New Tab is wrong then baby i dont want to be right

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be a part of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

hate when i accidentally take life too seriously girl relax we are all playing

When the character is isolated and touch-starved its a delightful and fun thought experiment but when YOU are isolated and touch-starved it is an experience best suited for the punishments doled out in Hell

so done with tumblr. see u all in two minutes

I can’t overshare because that would be very humiliating but everyone else should overshare because I like to know everything

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

I have GOT to stop spending $30