Gaudeamus igitur

love how Rocky is always serving main character energy. dude steps up and leaves their smoking hot mate to go on a noble quest. Then everyone dies mysteriously and a fucking alien shows up who is somehow smart but also dumb as hell. So now bro has a lovable sidekick and you two save each other through the power of friendship multiple times. Then you figure out a way to save the fucking world and you get to go back home a hero. And your funny bestie alien sidekick comes with you because he thinks you're so cool. Rockys life is a movie. He's a legend.

do you still think i'm hot with this giant hole in my chest

notice how everyone is horny today

just turned a mouse into a single ounce of lead

You can tell a lot about a person by entering their mind palace and encountering their greatest fears and darkest hopes in a labyrinth reflective of their subconscious thoughts.

do not start gambling. go outside and locate a bug. now post it on inaturalist. bam. nature's gacha game

haha no dont even worry about it i just wanted to wear this scary cloak and stand menacingly on stage with you

mathematics is a sort of goo/ooze secreted by human minds when they rub against a universe

#and so is art