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sorry for the tonal whiplash of my blog this is just the raw reality of the female experience

every once in a while, a word will get stuck in my head that i remember knowing at some point, but that i don’t remember the meaning of anymore. it’s like a final notice that i’m losing information just before i miss the chance to hit it with the emergency maintenance

23 and Me said that I'm 1/128th Lemurian

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

"i'm going to be better. i'm going to be better. i'm going to be pleasant. maybe i can make cookies. if we have vanilla extract. we don't have vanilla extract." - godgela hyping herself up to be a good alliance member and not a liability to the crossovers